Yo General’s so fat, an entire armored battalion tried to drive around him and ran out of gas.
Yo General’s so fat, he’s his own separatist republic.
Yo General’s so fat, he tried to board a ship to the battle, and it sank to the bottom of the Black Sea.
Yo General’s so fat, just keeping him fed is a logistical impossibility.
Yo General’s so fat, he lost the Battle of the Bulge.
Yo General’s so fat, his tank has stretch marks.
Yo General’s so fat, if he was in Star Wars, his character would be Admiral Snackbar.
Yo General’s so fat, the only reason he was sent to the war is because they said they needed more “rounds”.
Yo General’s so fat, when he wears camo, he looks like the forest moon of Endor.