With Tim and Jackie safely tied up at Midwest Power, I can get away with leaking a bit of info.
Tim gave me the rundown on a lot of the specials, so that I can start preparing the website.
So, ya wanna know what's going to be in the special?
You're really excited about this?
The anticipation is driving you nuts.
If you were a cat, the curiosity would've killed you a long time ago, wouldn't it?
Okay, okay, get to the point.
You're getting frustrated, I'm sure.
What's that?
I need to stop delaying, and just get to the point?
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were so impatient.
Okay, okay.
I'll stop....
Maybe....
No, put down the tazer.
No, really, put down the tazer....
Okay, fine.
Here goes.
Are you ready for it?
You are?
That's great!
You're really sure you're ready?
Absolutely?
With certainty?
Okay, here goes...
The Black Saturday sale....
It'll have....
Round things!
Yep! You heard it here.
There will be things that are round on sale!
Tell your friends!
You heard it here.
You're welcome.
Just don't tell Tim I told you....
-Kevin