What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A flying brick.
A flying brick.
The same way you put an elephant in the fridge.Someone answer this:
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge
You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.The same way you put an elephant in the fridge.
No, you have to take out the elephant before you can put in the giraffe.You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
How do you put a hippo in the fridge
Exactly how my 9 YO said to do it. (After taking out the elephant!)You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
How do you put a hippo in the fridge
where do they bury the survivors?!?good answer....
if there are 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left.
/rimshotAnyway, the full joke goes like this:
Q: How to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Q: how to put a hippo in a fridge:
A:You have to take out the giraffe first
Q: 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off?
A: 99
Q: the king of the animals invited all the animals in the world to a party, who doesn't show up?
A: The hippo because he is in the fridge!
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. Despite people telling her not to do it, she goes across anyway. She survives... how come?
A: the alligators were at the party.
Q: Sally crosses back across the river, but she doesn't survive this time. How come?
A: She got hit by the brick!
What's green and red and goes REALLY REALLY FAST
and no its not Santa or a rocket or your diarrhea
Yep. I thought someone here would probably get that one!A frog in a blender.
I don't know.What do you call a Cadillac equipped with a toilet? A Poop De Ville.
Wow, flashback to 5th grade!A frog in a blender.
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