Star Wars Jokes: May the 4th be with You!

[RocketRev]

Howdy All,

It seems the appropriate day to share Star Wars Jokes.

Here's one my kids would call a "DAD JOKE."

Do you know how the Sith like their toast when eating breakfast?

.............................(Are you ready for this?)

They like their toast, "a little on the dark side."

GGGGRRRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNNEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!

Brad

 

[Antares JS]

Why do TIE fighters scream?

They miss their mothership.

(Jacen Solo told this one in the pre-Disney Jedi Academy YA series)

 

[Bat-mite]

Where did Luke get his bionic hand?

At a second hand store.

 

[kuririn]

Why did Chewie have a hard time at first piloting the Millenium Falcon?
Because he was a W(r)ookie!

 

[Rob Campbell]

Watch this quickly, before it gets taken down.

 

[Rob Campbell]

Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.

 

[kuririn]

Why was the bot General unable to get rid of the wheeze in his throat?
Because he made a Grievous mistake.
Why was the force so powerful in the Emperor?
Because it was In Sidious.

 

[kuririn]

Why did the patriarch of the Clampetts never have to wear glasses?
Because he had Jedis.

 

[lakeroadster]

These aren't the jokes you're looking for...

 

[kuririn]

Why would anyone laugh at these jokes?
Powerful Jedi mind trick.

 

[kuririn]

Have you heard? There's gonna be a crossover series linking "This Is Us" with "Back to the Future".
The plot is a mom goes back in time with a gull winged craft.
It's called "The Mandy Lorean."

 

[bad_idea]

 

[fyrwrxz]

Like Mau

I was there for that! For the record, a 12 yo boy could fit in the cockpit.

 

[Sooner Boomer]

 

[NateB]

Raised Brethren, but still the same response.

 

[SwingWing]

 

[proflaser]

What was that we had for dinner tonight?
Wookie burgers, was yours okay?
It was a little Chewie.