Q&A Joke Thread

[watheyak]

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires

Q: Why do elephants have big flat wide feet?
A: To stomp out flaming ducks

 

[Sooner Boomer]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees

 

[Hobie1dog]

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen
Apple juice for twenty minutes?
Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.

 

[Wayco]

What is the black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow pygmies. Or burnt ducks....

 

[John Kemker]

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: There come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.

 

[Hobie1dog]

Question: What is another name for female Viagra?
Answer: A Diamond

 

[Hobie1dog]

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Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.

 

[John Kemker]

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!

 

[John Kemker]

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.

[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur.]

 

[Hobie1dog]

Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A: A cartoon.

 

[John Kemker]

Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A: A cartoon.

Is there an echo in here?

 

[Hobie1dog]

Is there an echo in here?

I don't remember that one being used here before, was it?

 

[John Kemker]

I don't remember that one being used here before, was it?

#56, by you. LOL!

 

[John Kemker]

For our Australian brethren:


Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.