You don't understand southern hospitality one bit. It's a warm welcome in one hand, free ice tea, cold brew beers, fresh pies, and a shotgun or rifle in the other incase said flat earth or hippy stupidity walks in as they'll kindly get asked to leave.
We'll talk SEC, Football, Nascar, Politics, Religion, Guns, Sports, Science, Government, Moonshining, heck even Aliens someday, but that Flat Earth crap is generally not tolerated in our neighborhoods. Only so much stupidity one can tolerate then its well not bearable. They're free to go speak flat earth over yonder in another hollow. Our schools still got guards. And the PTA is full of ignorant hicks of parents preventing further school board stupidity.
We might be dumb about the civil war. And we get pissed about statues of history being destroyed. But we do believe the world is round. And them flat earth types can f*** off. Southerners of all kinds pride themselves as bigots some-days.
Our laws allow destructive devices, short barreled rifles, machine guns, standard capacity NATO STANAG magazines, and silencers. Some of these pansies of states don't even allow hollow point bullets which are safer and don't penetrate multiple people in self defense shootings. Anyways...
You can just X off Alabama and Tennessee from that thar list.