The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[Zbench]

I bet you can even sim it. No longer do you need to examine the contents of the rabbit's liver.
Such are the ways of this new thing called Science. Marvelous the things they can do these days. Now back to searching for more lovely filth.

Who are you so wise in the ways of science!?!?!?

 

[Daddyisabar]

Who are you so wise in the ways of science!?!?!?

I built my TLP Krypton and generously gave AP offerings in the campfire to appease the pagan rocket gods. I launched it many times and it eventually landed in the lake. I must have angered a wind gust diety. The Krypton floated like a duck, so it must have been made of wood. Now I must burn the Ruskie witch! Such are the ways of science.

So now being certified and knowledgeable in ways of science I can bring my own scale to the launch. All my big bullet proofed birds will fly. 125g motor propellant and 1500g total weight settings always come back underweight! Fair, just, beautiful and confident is the rocket science aristocracy. Dressed in shimmering samite with parachutes to match, so cool!

 

[Zbench]

I built my TLP Krypton and generously gave AP offerings in the campfire to appease the pagan rocket gods. I launched it many times and it eventually landed in the lake. I must have angered a wind gust diety. The Krypton floated like a duck, so it must have been made of wood. Now I must burn the Ruskie witch! Such are the ways of science.

So now being certified and knowledgeable in ways of science I can bring my own scale to the launch. All my big bullet proofed birds will fly. 125g motor propellant and 1500g total weight settings always come back underweight! Fair, just, beautiful and confident is the rocket science aristocracy. Dressed in shimmering samite with parachutes to match, so cool!

But what else floats upon water?

 

[Daddyisabar]

But what else floats upon water?

Tiny rocks? No, I know! Rockets with witches hat nose cones! TLP KITS...BURN THEM!

 

[Daddyisabar]

What is your name? Daddyisabar.

What is your favorite color?
Green.

What is the average simmed launch speed of a Holy Hand Grenade model rocket?
Rocsim or OpenRocket?
I don't know! Aaaaaahhhhhh!

 

[Daddyisabar]

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Please tell me you'll launch one of these immediately before?

Follow up or drag race with the Holy Hand Grenade Rocket? But that RSO has mean streak a mile wide, never so foul or cruel are those oddrocs! They can leap about with big, nasty teeth. LOOK AT THE BONES!

 

[RocketRev]

"You Tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared."

 

[Mugs914]

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave, brave, brave Sir...

Um...

RocketRev????

 

[mjennings]

I miss this thread originally but have thought of building a Holy RPG along these lines for a while. But it may be too Perilous for Lancelot and Galahad!

 

[tsmith1315]

All my big bullet proofed birds will fly

Can they carry a coconut?

 

[John Kemker]

"You Tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared."

Oh, do shut up and go change your armour.

 

[Daddyisabar]

Can they carry a coconut?

Yes. If two rockets are tied together with a string and launched simultaneously. The sim says it's so...so it's time to press the button.

 

[mjennings]

Yes. If two rockets are tied together with a string and launched simultaneously. The sim says it's so...so it's time to press the button.

But are they African or European rockets?

 

[Daddyisabar]

But are they African or European rockets?

3-4FNC or oddrocs?

 

[krislhull]

what if they count to five???

Cato? or lawndart?

 

[Zeus-cat]

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Please tell me you'll launch one of these immediately before?

That never occurred to me, but I checked and eRockets has one in stock. If it's still there Tuesday when I go to eRockets for the club's weekly meeting, I'll buy it. Having club meetings in a hobby shop means I buy a lot of rockets.

 

[lakeroadster]

That never occurred to me, but I checked and eRockets has one in stock. If it's still there Tuesday when I go to eRockets for the club's weekly meeting, I'll buy it. Having club meetings in a hobby shop means I buy a lot of rockets.

Did the original ever fly?​

 

[Daddyisabar]

I miss this thread originally but have thought of building a Holy RPG along these lines for a while. But it may be too Perilous for Lancelot and Galahad!

That peril is too perilous! Oh, all naughty oddroc flyers deserve a good spanking!

 

[Zeus-cat]

Did the original ever fly?​

 

[Zeus-cat]

Did the original ever fly?​

Yes, it has flown several times. It is a low and slow flight.

 

[ReynoldsSlumber]

Must say, the shield fins are utter genius.

 

[RocketRev]

"Spank Me!,,,,Oh, Spank Me!"

 

[K'Tesh]

逆! 腻! 溺! And we shall say NI! again to you if you do not appease us.... We want... A shrubbery!!!

 

[Daddyisabar]

逆! 腻! 溺! And we shall say NI! again to you if you do not appease us.... We want... A shrubbery!!!

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And the Knights of Ni RSO demands the launch area be set up with a nice bi level shrubbery with a path running down the middle directly to the RSO table. Thus keeping the crowd at a safe distance.

 

[tsmith1315]

逆! 腻! 溺! And we shall say NI! again to you if you do not appease us.... We want... A shrubbery!!!

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I can’t help with that.