It sounds like you felt your signature was fine, and you resented being told to change it, so that's why you complained about TopRamen's signature. I do not get the reasoning there. Did you really find TR's quote offensive, or did you just want to pass your bad experience on to someone else? When you were a kid, did you like telling on other kids because you got in trouble for something someone else got away with?
Maybe you were asked to change your signature because Fred, whoever that may be, didn't like you mocking him in your signature, and he complained about it. My take is that TR's quote expresses an approach to life that I don't really agree with, but maybe fits his experience better than mine. Whatever. He's not attacking anyone personally. While yours was intended to make fun of a fellow member. To me, yours is certainly inappropriate.