@kjhambrick is a Slackware user to this day. I last daily drove it about five years ago but keep thinking of adding a boot environment for it to my current machine (dual boot of Bookworm and Tumbleweed).
There's something about Slackware that gets down in your blood. If you've ever installed Slackware and got all your hardware and modern software running, you know your hardware, you know your software, and you know Linux.
Edit to add: Holy thread-drift, Batman. Just realized this was the Starship thread, not some computer thread I'd subbed to long ago.