My ex Mrs was, shall we say rather well endowed. When she was a teen she picked up a T shirt, “It’s the real thing” on the front with an outline of a coke bottle on the back.Coke used the slogan "It's the real thing" for several decades
Her dad would not allow her to wear it. She was complaining to me about it. I had to explain to her is reasoning.
With that explanation, next word will be
OHHHHH