I think it's time too bring young Jedi Benmeister into the Mafia........hmmmmmmm.........
Ok.....this is what were going to do......
Your too young to drive......and, you live up by Sather......IF you can't get a ride from "Jedimaster Sather" due to his work schedule.......Your going to NEED a few things.
1. About 60' of shockcord.
2. Aluminum Baseball Bat.
3. $20.
4. Helmet.
5. Backpack full of snacks, sodas and, extra underwear......(The Chicago Rocket Mafia ALWAYS wears clean underwear.....remember that.)
Tie the shockcord to a tree across the road from your house and, wait for one of those *pesky* Scooter jocks (I said Scooter NOT Harley) to come by...........Upon hearing one approaching........pull hard and, hang on tight!!!
You should hear a resounding *THUD* and, the rpms on said scooter go up two octaves.......
HOW TOO TAKE DOWN SOMEONE 3-4 TIMES YOUR SIZE........
Take aluminum baseball bat.
1. Strike to a knee or slightly below.
2. Strike to both knees or slightly belows..
3. The Jewels.....(They ain't getting up.....unless its a 300# woman....then your on you own dude!)
NOW notice i didn't mention a "head shot" that's just plain mean........you want the Scooter NOT JuveHall.........
Don't worry about the Kid Rock Lookalike hooting and, hollering around in the street in front of your folks home......He'll "Walk it off"......Plus- He probably lost his license for doing one leg burnouts in his 88 Fiero after downing some cheap beer.......in front of a Cop Shop.......:no:
Put on helmet and, backpack and, start heading south down the backroads........Don't worry the Cops won't even notice you (like they do around here.)
Twenty dollars for gas money and, a whopping 50mpg doing "Mach 30mph" and, you can drive halfway across Illinois with gas too spare!
When i first met Manny, he didn't even have a drivers license.......now look at that "Styling" Jeep Grand Cherokee he's driving!
You have options young man..........