Utter nonsense.
Don't you mean UDDER nonsense?Utter nonsense.
I prefer Moodern High Power Rocketry 2 ( Cownepa )Getting back on topic, the newest edition of "The Handbook of Model Cow Rocketry" has been released.
By G. Harry HolStine.
The shelling has begun! Everyone... DUCK!!!I thought there was a bray of hope we’d get out of this thread with no more terrible barnyard puns but we’re out of cluck.
Not to worry. Just friendly fire. No need to have a cow and lay a big goose egg. After all, everyone here has an o-pun mind, right?The shelling has begun! Everyone... DUCK!!!
Especially a turkey like that one*. But, well pluck it, I must admit to being one of the ever-pheasant punsters, always willing to make an ass of myself.You guys sure are squeezing every last drop out.
To be fair, I saw Hobie's initial post, before he edited it. Something to do with bovine lactation.Especially a turkey like that one*.
I quail at the sight of these jokes.Especially a turkey like that one*. But, well pluck it, I must admit to being one of the ever-pheasant punsters, always willing to make an ass of myself.
* (Sorry, no offense meant. It was just there. I'm only hoarsing around. Just a yoke.)
No, you really didn't.Okay, I have to do it. I don't want to, but I have to, now.
No, you really didn't.
But I've often wondered: how much are you supposed to tip a cow?
No, it doesn't. The cow just have to tip far enough for the vertical projection of the CG to fall outside the area on the ground enclosed by the hooves. A cow's hooves are surprisingly close together laterally, so I shouldn't be a bit surprised if 15 to 20 degrees is a sufficient angle.
Of course, we all know that felines are far more stable on their feet. So...
A cat'll take a larger angle to tip than a cattle.
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