Utter nonsense.
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You know some sheeple will really take a bleating when we get their goat. The chickens will soon be shelling those pigs.
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The shelling has begun! Everyone... DUCK!!!
Not to worry. Just friendly fire. No need to have a cow and lay a big goose egg. After all, everyone here has an o-pun mind, right?
You guys sure are squeezing every last drop out.
I quail at the sight of these jokes.
* (Sorry, no offense meant. It was just there. I'm only hoarsing around. Just a yoke.)
Especially a turkey like that one*. But, well pluck it, I must admit to being one of the ever-pheasant punsters, always willing to make an ass of myself.
* (Sorry, no offense meant. It was just there. I'm only hoarsing around. Just a yoke.)
To be fair, I saw Hobie's initial post, before he edited it. Something to do with bovine lactation.
I guess he chickened out. Bgawk!
He was probably feeling a little...
sheepish.
Maybe he just couldn't hendle it. Or felt in oeuf-er his head.
OK, I'm done being a ham (for now).
sheepish.
Maybe he just couldn't hendle it. Or felt in oeuf-er his head.
OK, I'm done being a ham (for now).
Okay, I have to do it. I don't want to, but I have to, now.
There were two young guys in Oklahoma, Clem and Sam, who enjoyed cow tipping. One day Clem told Sam about a special cow to which they could travel by night to tip. In fact, this cow was so special that it was called a "Rarie."
Sam was all in, so they left at dusk, walked over several hills, through a prairie, up a cliff, across a river, through the woods, and around a lake. Finally, Sam said, "Man, you didn't tell me we would have to walk so far!"
Clem said, "Oh, didn't you know? It's a long way to tip a Rarie!"
There were two young guys in Oklahoma, Clem and Sam, who enjoyed cow tipping. One day Clem told Sam about a special cow to which they could travel by night to tip. In fact, this cow was so special that it was called a "Rarie."
Sam was all in, so they left at dusk, walked over several hills, through a prairie, up a cliff, across a river, through the woods, and around a lake. Finally, Sam said, "Man, you didn't tell me we would have to walk so far!"
Clem said, "Oh, didn't you know? It's a long way to tip a Rarie!"
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I'm so glad there's someone like you that can answer any questions I ox without going off half-cocked. You're not going to crow about it or go with any low blows. Definitely not going to be a cattle-tail with the farmer.
No, you really didn't.
But I've often wondered: how much are you supposed to tip a cow?
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No, you really didn't.
But I've often wondered: how much are you supposed to tip a cow?
15%-20% is a good rule of thumb, measured in gradients, of course.
So that's the proper grade-tuity?
No, it doesn't. The cow just have to tip far enough for the vertical projection of the CG to fall outside the area on the ground enclosed by the hooves. A cow's hooves are surprisingly close together laterally, so I shouldn't be a bit surprised if 15 to 20 degrees is a sufficient angle.
Of course, we all know that felines are far more stable on their feet. So...
A cat'll take a larger angle to tip than a cattle.
Of course, we all know that felines are far more stable on their feet. So...
A cat'll take a larger angle to tip than a cattle.
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Turns out I was wrong.
You need to tip a cow to about 24 degrees (or 44% gradient) to get the CG over the far side hooves (https://modernfarmer.com/2013/09/cow-tipping-myth-or-bullcrap/). Therefore, One should generally tip cows at least 50% to be sure.And now, back to our regularly scheduled pun round.
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Me? I'm going to ruminate on this for a bit.
