Dave, U R gonna die. BACON IS THE WORST FOOD FOR A HUMAN.
When I used to cook it, fried until all the fat burned off, then put in a coffee can. But even nice crispy meat left is really bad for you. Go to doc next day and have blood triglycerides measured, they will be thru the roof. Like bad cholesterol, this blood fat will frag your vessels. Best to eat like Asians, fish and vegs and rice. They don't get heart disease, but cancer eventually gets them. Some even say ham is bad, I lean towards turkey and chicken, but some ham still, cut off the fat. You are what you eat!