Alton Brown's Turkey Derrick remains my favorite thing he's ever done. Blog post shows an image, but if you can find the Good Eats episode where he details its construction it's worth it.
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How to Build a Turkey Derrick - Alton Brown
For crispy skin and juicy meat, try Alton Brown's method for safely deep-frying turkey, featuring the Good Eats Turkey Derrick.
