I've heard that you really don't want the ABBA version.
Sounds like Dave Barry didn't like it! Maybe you can make a colonoscopy playlist?
EDIT: OK, I just googled "colonoscopy playlist", and of course, there are about a thousand. Here's the first one:
Baby Got Going – Liz Phair
I Like to Move It – Reel 2 Reel
Relax – Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Shout – Tears for Fears
Take It Easy – The Eagles
When the Levee Breaks – Memphis Minnie
Medley: Highway to Hell -> Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC
Highway to Hell – AC/DC
It Looks Like I’m Up Sh*t Creek Again – Tom Waits
Medley: “All Stripped Down” / “The Earth Died Screaming” / “The Ocean Doesn’t Want Me” / “New Coat of Paint” / “Chocolate Jesus” / “Take It With Me” ” / “Tango Till They’re Sore” / “Don’t Go Into That Barn” / “The One That Got Away” / “How’s It Gonna End” / “Make It Rain” – Tom Waits
All Things Must Pass – George Harrison
Chocolate Rain – Tay Zonday
Everything Must Go – Manic Street Preachers
The Waiting is the Hardest Part – Tom Petty
Pants on the Ground – Larry Pratt
From the Bottom to the Top – Frank Sinatra
Way Down in the Hole – Tom Waits
I’m Looking Through You – The Beatles
Wide Open Spaces – Dixie Chicks
I Can See Clearly Now – Johnny Nash
Back Door Man – Howlin’ Wolf
In Too Deep – Genesis
Da Butt – EU
Mega Colon – Fischerspooner
I’m Beginning to See the Light – Bobby Darin
Shine a Light – Rolling Stones
The End – The Doors
Black Hole Sun – Soundgarden
Ring of Fire – Johnny Cash
Moon River – Henry Mancini
Boogie in the Butt – Eddie Murphy
Baby Got Back – Sir Mix-A-Lot
Show Me the Way – Peter Frampton
Stinkfist – Tool
John Mayer – Inside Wants Out
Up in the Dark – The New Pornographers
Searching With My Good Eye Closed – Soundgarden
Shot in the Dark – Ozzy Obourne
Way Down Now – World Party
Already in a Daydream – Freddy Jones Band
Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Scatman – Scatman John
Into the Great Wide Open – Tom Petty
Tighten Up – Archie Bell and the Drells
Supermassive Black Hole – Muse
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes – Frank Zappa
Black Tongue – Gene Simmons
Medley: ‘Fire in the Hole’->’Do It Again’ – Steely Dan
Shake Your Booty – KC and the Sunshine Band
Dig for Fire – Pixies
Medley: ‘I’ve Got You Under My Skin’ -> ‘Moanin” -> ‘Walkin” -> ‘I’ll Never Be The Same’ – Frank Sinatra / Art Blakey / Miles Davis / Art Tatum
Better Days (And The Bottom Drops Out) – Citizen King
Rolling in the Deep – Adele
My Face Your Ass – Lambchop
Pretty on the Inside – Hole
The End – The Beatles