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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
 
Three pigeons were sitting on a roof. Paul noticed that Sam had a piece of string tied to him and to his mother. Paul asked Karen, Sam's mother, whats with the string? She replied that Sam is refusing to fly! Sam frustrated with his attempt to untie the string blurted out..."I don't want to be Pigeon Towed!"
 
What do you call two men with no arms and legs next to a window?

Curt and Rod
 
I entered a joke telling competition ten times.

Unfortunately I lost.

You see, no pun in 10 did.
 
What do you call a man with no arms or legs flying over a fence?

Homer
 
Somehow you missed this one:

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being towed behind a ski boat?

Skip.
 
How much do Santa and the Reindeer cost?








Nothing, they are on the house!
 
Did you hear North Carolina was building the biggest zoo in the nation?

They're putting a fence around South Carolina.
 
What do you call a pair of men with no arms or legs hanging out in the toolbox?

Phillips
 
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