[QUOTE="Sooner Boomer, post: 1924312, member: 6881""When you realize the car you just broke in to has a dash cam..."[/QUOTE]And you're too stupid to just take the dash cam with you.
Speaking of the Wizard of Oz, I saw a good one. It was a fake TV Guide description for the movie. "A young girl visits a foreign land, kills the first person she meets, then sets out with three strangers to kill again."