Reed Goodwin
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They're waiting for the JB Weld to cure on the motor retainer.
The dog ate the launch key.
Reed
The dog ate the launch key.
Reed
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Upgrade NowOriginally posted by wwattles
Perhaps
They rolled the shuttle all the way out to the pad and realized that they had forgotten to glue on the launch lug...
... and couldn't find a roll of tape big enough to hold it on.
They realized that their launch controller did not have the appropriate safety interlocks.
LCO realized he left the launch controller key in his OTHER pants.
The igniter wires weren't long enough to provide the new required safety distance.
Someone pointed out that the payload was going to be a live vertebrate animal.
But by far, the most likely:
Chuck Norris hadn't given them permission to launch yet.
(Wow... and I thought this thread was going to be about the bones of the upper arm... )
WW
Originally posted by fyrfytr310
Still trying to calculate how many 45in circular ripstops it would take to slow the shuttle to 20fps. (This one is a challenge to all you mathematicians/aeronautical nuts) /QUOTE]
About 52,000(?).
Originally posted by jflis
Nooooo, you folks have it ALL wrong!
I heard from the inside (they're not letting *this* one out) that they neglected to read the "mission objectives" close enough before getting her out there on the pad...
They missed the part about "850 feet and exactly 45 seconds"...
They're removing the egg for safe keeping till they get the metrics right...
Whew man, don't want to blow it *this* early!
Hope they get a "qualified flight"...
LMAO - but to whom did they lose it? That's a drag race I gotta see!Originally posted by Bohica
Lost the title on "Pinks"....
Originally posted by huxley
No, it's the Sweeds! Them and the Germans are buying up all the solid rocket motors East of the Mississippi!
NASA has ordered more motors from Thiokol. The SRBs will be shipped by horse-drawn carriages thru parts of Interstate 70 in Colorado.
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