It's Not 13/01/2020!!!

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Ohhhhh yeah, I keep forgetting you're on the opposite side of our big blue ball of dirt.

-Hans
 
The Match.com commercial about the devil dating 2020 is great (started running early this month).
Ryan Reynolds' production company, Maximum Effort, created it.



And an update....

 
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How’s COVID in China these days? You qualify for one of their vaccines?

I understand the national total of infections is currently 20 cases. A few neighborhoods in Dalien are in quarantine. I haven't been informed about the availability of vaccines for foreign experts yet.

 
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It's hard to put a good face on 2020 when so many people died, so many businesses went belly up and so many people lost their jobs, or their homes.
I was pretty lucky. I worked in a grocery store, which actually saw more business, because of the pandemic, until I retired, then I didn't need a job.
I don't know of any friends or relatives that died of Covid. That doesn't mean none did, I just haven't learned of it yet.
The biggest impact for me was not being able to do club activities or go to the gym. Compared to what others have gone through, that's nothing.
 
I Made It!!! I just checked, and it's not 13/01/2020!!! It's 2021!!! In hindsight 2020 SUCKED!!!
I don't trust it. Sure, my phone says it's 2021, but I'm still expecting a correction. "Sorry for the mixup, but it's actually F-ctober 1, 2020. We don't know why the calender upgrade wasn't deployed on time but, y'know, 2020."
 
Until we reach herd immunity, 2021 will be no different than 2020. Expect six more months of people getting sick and dying. Maybe by summer we'll be able to get sort of back to normal.
 
With any luck, there will fewer wildfires, fewer hurricanes, no murder hornets, plenty of toilet paper, and less political BS (plague related or otherwise).
 
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Here are 12 things to consider as we get closer to closing the door on one of the most horrible years of our lifetime:

1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
 
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