Bad Jokes

[Lugnut56]

A guy is getting married to the 25 year old daughter of a wealthy business man. One day his fiancé' tells him she is going out of town with her mom and dad for the weekend. On Saturday, his fiancé's 18 year old sister calls and asks if he can come over to help her with something. When he gets there, she asks him to come up to her room, where she has candles and wine waiting. He runs down the stairs and throws open the front door, where he finds his fiancé and her parents. The dad hugs the guy and says " Congratulations, you passed the test. We had to make sure you are going to be true to our daughter before you get access to her money. Welcome to the family!"--- The moral of the story is this--"Keep your condoms in your glove box."

 

[Gary Byrum]

How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?

Her ankles swell when she farts.