A) I have no idea what that means, but I am all in favour of promoting a useless thread.Always in a bash script add at the end "rm -rf /" to ensure proper output.
Windows is the only way to go.
I think it was George Carlin who came up with the idea that since cats are so finicky about food but they like to lick their butts, why not make butt-flavored cat food?
yes. Especially if it's Thursday. I would ascribe that to A) premonition b) astute foresight or c) a very complex algorithm.Is the answer 'Officer Dibble' ?
Pretty sure that was Gallagher.I think it was George Carlin who came up with the idea that since cats are so finicky about food but they like to lick their butts, why not make butt-flavored cat food?
If a chicken and a half,lays an egg and a half,in a day and a half; How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
I've tried to find the answer to this by experimenting.If a chicken and a half,lays an egg and a half,in a day and a half; How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
I've tried to find the answer to this by experimenting.
The first problem was getting the chicken and a half to lay an egg and a half. The chicken succeeded in laying an egg but the half chicken failed to do anything at all. In the end I had to compromise by getting two chickens and slicing the second one in half as it was half way through laying an egg, aiming the power saw precisely enough to bisect both the chicken and the egg. This took several attempts and several chickens, but was indeed completed in a day and a half. My kitchen is now a mess.
Being unable to find a monkey with a wooden leg already fitted, again I had to compromise. Having already received a warning about animal cruelty after the chicken experiment, I didn't want to do the obvious thing and amputate a monkey's leg to fit it with a wooden replacement. Instead I simply made a wooden leg and gave it to the monkey to wave around. Then I put a dill pickle in front of the monkey and waited for the monkey to kick it. In fact the monkey bashed the pickle with the wooden leg, which I suppose counts as kicking since kicking is defined as hitting with the foot. Eventually the seeds and most of the insides of the pickle went flying all over the place. This was to be expected, which is why I didn't clean the kitchen after the chicken incident. It's still a mess.
So the answer to the question is "104.67". In order to stay within a topic about useless answers, I have deliberately not supplied the unit of measurement.
I hate the ones where, if you pull on it, half your shirt falls apart.How about a rant about useless threads?
Where do the clowns stand in all of this??
Prepare fish by frying them.So long and thanks for all the fish.
I've tried to find the answer to this by experimenting.
The first problem was getting the chicken and a half to lay an egg and a half. The chicken succeeded in laying an egg but the half chicken failed to do anything at all. In the end I had to compromise by getting two chickens and slicing the second one in half as it was half way through laying an egg, aiming the power saw precisely enough to bisect both the chicken and the egg. This took several attempts and several chickens, but was indeed completed in a day and a half. My kitchen is now a mess.
Being unable to find a monkey with a wooden leg already fitted, again I had to compromise. Having already received a warning about animal cruelty after the chicken experiment, I didn't want to do the obvious thing and amputate a monkey's leg to fit it with a wooden replacement. Instead I simply made a wooden leg and gave it to the monkey to wave around. Then I put a dill pickle in front of the monkey and waited for the monkey to kick it. In fact the monkey bashed the pickle with the wooden leg, which I suppose counts as kicking since kicking is defined as hitting with the foot. Eventually the seeds and most of the insides of the pickle went flying all over the place. This was to be expected, which is why I didn't clean the kitchen after the chicken incident. It's still a mess.
So the answer to the question is "104.67". In order to stay within a topic about useless answers, I have deliberately not supplied the unit of measurement.
I've tried to find the answer to this by experimenting.
The first problem was getting the chicken and a half to lay an egg and a half. The chicken succeeded in laying an egg but the half chicken failed to do anything at all. In the end I had to compromise by getting two chickens and slicing the second one in half as it was half way through laying an egg, aiming the power saw precisely enough to bisect both the chicken and the egg. This took several attempts and several chickens, but was indeed completed in a day and a half. My kitchen is now a mess.
Being unable to find a monkey with a wooden leg already fitted, again I had to compromise. Having already received a warning about animal cruelty after the chicken experiment, I didn't want to do the obvious thing and amputate a monkey's leg to fit it with a wooden replacement. Instead I simply made a wooden leg and gave it to the monkey to wave around. Then I put a dill pickle in front of the monkey and waited for the monkey to kick it. In fact the monkey bashed the pickle with the wooden leg, which I suppose counts as kicking since kicking is defined as hitting with the foot. Eventually the seeds and most of the insides of the pickle went flying all over the place. This was to be expected, which is why I didn't clean the kitchen after the chicken incident. It's still a mess.
So the answer to the question is "104.67". In order to stay within a topic about useless answers, I have deliberately not supplied the unit of measurement.
Number of monkeys required to type the complete works of Shakespeare: infinityCan this monkey type Shakespeare?
Number of monkeys required to type the complete works of Shakespeare: infinity
Number of works of Shakespeare: 42
Number of monkeys needed to type one work of Shakespeare: infinity / 42 = infinity
Amount of one work of Shakespeare which can be typed by one monkey: 1 / infinity = 0
So in theory, the answer is no. To verify this by experiment, I gave the monkey a typewriter. He hit it with the wooden leg. The typewriter broke.
Further experimenting will require extra funding. Partly because the original idea was that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters can type the entire works of Shakespeare, and although the requirement here is reduced to just one monkey, he will still require an infinite number of typewriters unless I can remove the wooden leg from the monkey. And partly for medication for a headache received while attempting to remove the wooden leg from the monkey.
Number of monkeys required to type the complete works of Shakespeare: infinity
Number of works of Shakespeare: 42
Number of monkeys needed to type one work of Shakespeare: infinity / 42 = infinity
Amount of one work of Shakespeare which can be typed by one monkey: 1 / infinity = 0
So in theory, the answer is no. To verify this by experiment, I gave the monkey a typewriter. He hit it with the wooden leg. The typewriter broke.
Further experimenting will require extra funding. Partly because the original idea was that an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters can type the entire works of Shakespeare, and although the requirement here is reduced to just one monkey, he will still require an infinite number of typewriters unless I can remove the wooden leg from the monkey. And partly for medication for a headache received while attempting to remove the wooden leg from the monkey.
What about clown monkeys? Are they the same and can be used in your calculations?
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