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That's right, Public Enemy Aerospace along with the help of Jenny "Tigress" Gross are organizing an ALL Sparky Drag Race to happen this year on Sat. following the *Official* V-2 and, Wildman "Sport" thingy races.
Here's the premise... We let Tim "The Wildman" Lehr have his fun and, then at approximately 3pm on Saturday afternoon, we let the dogs out!:w:
THE RULES...
1. ALL Rockets must be 4" in Dia. to compete.
2. Maximum Motor Dia. will be 75mm or 76mm to compete..
3. Must fly on a "Sparky" motor of Commercial or EX composition...
4. Highest Altitude reported and, returned to LCO table for recording wins....Must be done by range close BEFORE the Sat. night dinner.
5. Breaking the waiver altitude of 16,000' constitutes a disqualification.
WHAT ARE THE PRIZES...?
One set of prizes awarded to the winner.
1. A Trophy of a toliet standing on a genuine simulated wood grain base of approx. 10" tall, inscribed with: MWP12 Sparky Motor Drag Race Winner.
2. A Public Enemy Aerospace "Motor Diaper"
"HEY! That looks like a Sock!"
It...is a sock. I normally sell them for $5 apiece at launches and, they work real well at containing the burned up contents of your motor after a firing when you don't have time to clean them up right away...
"Is it made in America like all other fine Public Enemy Aerospace components/products?"
Why yes it is...You can be assured that it was grown, processed and, manufactured in the USA by genuine American peoples (at least with Green Cards)!
3. A LARGE gift certificate from Wildman Hobbies!:grin:....amount TBD yet.
*ring* *ring!*
"Wildman Hobbies, how can we help you?"
What are you going to chip in on this drag race?
"Your not recording this are you? Because that could be construed as *Entrapment*...
Course not...I just bought $**** worth of motors from you yesterday and, i need a figure to get people interested....
"I don't know....got my hands tied with the other two races....."
Don't make me take my business to the "Warehouse" guys or the "Dairy Farmer" in California....
"Why.....you.....little.....$%#@!":surprised:
Gift certificate still yet to be determined...
A QUICK Q&A SESSION NOW....
"I have a 7.5" Rocket can it fly too!?"
Only for show, not for the prizes...Rocket size MUST be 4" in Dia.
"If i lose do i have wear a dress?"
Nope...No humiliation past knowing you were the first loser, second loser.....third loser....
"If my rocket is 4" in Dia. at the base, can it neck down up to the nosecone?"
Nope...Must be 4" from tail to nosecone. "The Dixon Rule" is in effect here.
"Must it have multiple fins?"
Sather! How did you get in here If you can make it work on ONE FIN...then by all means do so...
"Can i fly it on a Gorilla motor?"
Why would you want too do that? Ok....here it is again....ALL Commercial and, ALL EX loads are approved...as long as they throw SPARKS. That means yes to: Black Lightnings, Spitfires, Dark Matter, Metalstorm, Skidmark, Kosdon, Sconnie etc.
"Does it cost anything to enter?"
No....its free. Just your rocket, one motor and, 16,000' of open sky above you.
"What IF i'm flying in from Kali-for-niA and, can't bring a motor or rocket on the plane?"oint:
Dave? Dave...IF you want to play, i have an extra Airframe, M2200 Skid and, all required components...loaned out for free to ONLY you.
"If i lose can i wear the dress!"
Dude, your sick....I had to wear the dress one year for being the loser in another contest....its actually quite liberating and, quite DRAFTY...I have new found respect for women since.You may wear the dress if it pleases you.
So far committed entrants are.
1. Jenny "Tigress" Gross.
2. Gus "The Firestarter" Piepenburg
3. Steve "Lumberjack" Pauling.
4. Jason "The Hot Tub" Griffin.
5. Eric "Sconnie" Cayemberg.
6. Preston "Da Fuzz" Nobile.
Who's next?
Here's the premise... We let Tim "The Wildman" Lehr have his fun and, then at approximately 3pm on Saturday afternoon, we let the dogs out!:w:
THE RULES...
1. ALL Rockets must be 4" in Dia. to compete.
2. Maximum Motor Dia. will be 75mm or 76mm to compete..
3. Must fly on a "Sparky" motor of Commercial or EX composition...
4. Highest Altitude reported and, returned to LCO table for recording wins....Must be done by range close BEFORE the Sat. night dinner.
5. Breaking the waiver altitude of 16,000' constitutes a disqualification.
WHAT ARE THE PRIZES...?
One set of prizes awarded to the winner.
1. A Trophy of a toliet standing on a genuine simulated wood grain base of approx. 10" tall, inscribed with: MWP12 Sparky Motor Drag Race Winner.
2. A Public Enemy Aerospace "Motor Diaper"
"HEY! That looks like a Sock!"
It...is a sock. I normally sell them for $5 apiece at launches and, they work real well at containing the burned up contents of your motor after a firing when you don't have time to clean them up right away...
"Is it made in America like all other fine Public Enemy Aerospace components/products?"
Why yes it is...You can be assured that it was grown, processed and, manufactured in the USA by genuine American peoples (at least with Green Cards)!
3. A LARGE gift certificate from Wildman Hobbies!:grin:....amount TBD yet.
*ring* *ring!*
"Wildman Hobbies, how can we help you?"
What are you going to chip in on this drag race?
"Your not recording this are you? Because that could be construed as *Entrapment*...
Course not...I just bought $**** worth of motors from you yesterday and, i need a figure to get people interested....
"I don't know....got my hands tied with the other two races....."
Don't make me take my business to the "Warehouse" guys or the "Dairy Farmer" in California....
"Why.....you.....little.....$%#@!":surprised:
Gift certificate still yet to be determined...
A QUICK Q&A SESSION NOW....
"I have a 7.5" Rocket can it fly too!?"
Only for show, not for the prizes...Rocket size MUST be 4" in Dia.
"If i lose do i have wear a dress?"
Nope...No humiliation past knowing you were the first loser, second loser.....third loser....
"If my rocket is 4" in Dia. at the base, can it neck down up to the nosecone?"
Nope...Must be 4" from tail to nosecone. "The Dixon Rule" is in effect here.
"Must it have multiple fins?"
Sather! How did you get in here If you can make it work on ONE FIN...then by all means do so...
"Can i fly it on a Gorilla motor?"
Why would you want too do that? Ok....here it is again....ALL Commercial and, ALL EX loads are approved...as long as they throw SPARKS. That means yes to: Black Lightnings, Spitfires, Dark Matter, Metalstorm, Skidmark, Kosdon, Sconnie etc.
"Does it cost anything to enter?"
No....its free. Just your rocket, one motor and, 16,000' of open sky above you.
"What IF i'm flying in from Kali-for-niA and, can't bring a motor or rocket on the plane?"oint:
Dave? Dave...IF you want to play, i have an extra Airframe, M2200 Skid and, all required components...loaned out for free to ONLY you.
"If i lose can i wear the dress!"
Dude, your sick....I had to wear the dress one year for being the loser in another contest....its actually quite liberating and, quite DRAFTY...I have new found respect for women since.You may wear the dress if it pleases you.
So far committed entrants are.
1. Jenny "Tigress" Gross.
2. Gus "The Firestarter" Piepenburg
3. Steve "Lumberjack" Pauling.
4. Jason "The Hot Tub" Griffin.
5. Eric "Sconnie" Cayemberg.
6. Preston "Da Fuzz" Nobile.
Who's next?
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