Wouldn't chickens have an airforce, rather than tanks?
Against HOA rules- no chicken airforce. The chickens are protesting this, because they've constructed a chicken navy, and their chicken aircraft carriers are currently sitting idle.
Wouldn't chickens have an airforce, rather than tanks?
In the end, it's going.
Now everything is back to normal and everyone should be happy again.
Not a concern of mine one way or another. It ain't my neighborhood.
I wonder if an on-street parked tank would qualify as a Type 4 magazine?
Or would you still need to line it with plywood and add two locks to make ATF happy?
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By law, you can paint your house any color you like. You just have to be very fond of white.
What about tanks? Do they have to be painted white?
Not if they are used for motor storage, then they have to be red with at least 3" white letters spelling "“EXPLOSIVES KEEP FIRE AWAY“.
Unless, that is, you've burned up the last motor, in which case you can go back to white.
... or paint two color schemes on two sides of the tank, and rotate it with the appropriate colors side facing outwards depending on the storage level?
Now you're just being absurd......the ATF doesn't have jurisdiction in Mykonos
Yeah, but what if I want to commute to Mykonos with my tank after the hunting season is over?
You can always expect the government to hand them out to you.
The Saga of the Suburban Sherman continues!
Just so happens I've got a college acquaintance in Houston that walks his dog in the same area! Posted this photo on facebook and it caught my eye. After all, how many tanks on the curb could there be?
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I asked and he confirmed it was the same one. Plus he gave me this gem that the tank owner put up after getting repeatedly ticketed for invalid offenses lol:
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I can only imagine that there's some HOA board member lady that's turning livid over the whole thing and has discovered that they're utterly powerless to do anything about it!
I find the phrase "I want it at my ranch for hunting season" to be simultaneously fascinating and terrifying.
He needs to hook up large speakers to it to play "Ride of the Valkyries" while driving through the forest. It's the mating call for tanks, and he's actually just hunting for more tanks to add to his collection. Or maybe he's a "catch and release" kind of guy?
You're in the wrong line. You need to write books such as Green Tanks and Ham.
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