Uh, method for cooling a car in Florida....Rrrright. Well, let me try. (The inside temp. of a car here in mid-summer is scary. Outside temps are around 96-102+ degrees!!!)
1. Unlock car. (Use heat protective glove to prevent burning hand on door handle. A foot with shoe will work.)
2. Swing driver's side door open and back away. (Allow for hot steamy/muggy/humid air blast to exit the car.)
3. Walk around vehicle and open all doors. (Remember to use gloves.)
4. Once the temperature has dropped to a non-life threatening temperature, reach inside and place the key in the ignition. Use caution not to touch *anything*.
5. If vehicle has leather, vinyl, or any other smooth surface in the seating area, throw down a cool towel on the seat before attempting to sit in the driver's side chair.
6. In one swift move, enter the vehicle, start the ignition, flip the A/C switch ON and exit immediately. (WARNING - Air vents will blow hot scalding air. Don't even think about placing your face in front of a vent!)
7. Wait until the car's A/C unit actually pumps out any sort of lukewarm air. If your car manages to cool this air any further without overheating then consider yourself lucky.
8. When buckling the seatbelt, remember to use the protective glove as not to burn your hand.
9. Gloves for touching the steering wheel are recommended unless the A/C vents have done their job. Beware of the shifter for it will be glowing red hot as well.
10. If your A/C never manages to cool the air, find the nearest interstate and drive like a madman with the windows down.
Ya gotta love "sunny" Florida! Yep...I'm tired of burning my legs, arms, fingers, neck, etc from hot buckles or other plastic or metallic parts of the car. BTW, you don't lean on Florida cars in the summer!!! And don't go running through on the blacktop street barefoot! Yowsa!