bobby_hamill
Well-Known Member
Three elderly gentlemen were discussing the facts of growing old one day sipping their beer at the local pub.
The 70 year old stated...
"I wake up at 7.30 and stand there straining until I am blue in the face, and all I get is a sad little trickle"
The 80 year old replied...
"I wake up at 8.00 and sit down, strain, grunt, force, until tears are running down my face for very little result"
The 90 year old sad sadly...
"At 7.00 I pee like a horse, and at 8.00 I take a dump that would make an elephant proud."
Whats wrong with that said the 80 year old.
The reply was....
"I don't wake up until 9.00"
The 70 year old stated...
"I wake up at 7.30 and stand there straining until I am blue in the face, and all I get is a sad little trickle"
The 80 year old replied...
"I wake up at 8.00 and sit down, strain, grunt, force, until tears are running down my face for very little result"
The 90 year old sad sadly...
"At 7.00 I pee like a horse, and at 8.00 I take a dump that would make an elephant proud."
Whats wrong with that said the 80 year old.
The reply was....
"I don't wake up until 9.00"
