favorite movie lines

[judo]

"I have come here to kick *** and to chew bubble gum. (pause) And I'm all out of bubble gum." -Roddy Piper, They Live

 

[Nate]

Judo, I like that one!

 

[maxpower]

Homer Simpson:

Those guys really have the right... What is that stuff?

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!

[sung like 007s Goldfinger] Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!

 

[jerryb]

"Always remember, no matter where you go.... there you are" - Buckaroo Banzi

or... I cant remember where i heard it but....

"thats an 1102.... aggrevated stupidity, with intent to distribute...."


later
Jerryb

 

[TeenRocketNerd]

"I feel the need, the need....for speed."

Jim, I agree with you, I've watched Apollo 13 *many* times and I still get shivers too.

 

[robfire820]

"I have a 44 magnum and in all this excitement I forgot if I fired 5 or 6, so ask yourself, 'Do ya feel lucky? Do ya Punk?' " -Dirty Harry

 

[judo]

I like rockets, and other things that fly...like kitties

"Today, we are going to teach poodles how to fly." -Raul, VFH

and

"You're a lucky, lucky boy. You found the marble in the oatmeal. You get to drink from THE FIREHOSE!" -Michael Richards, VHF

 

[Stones]

Can't remember the singer but, it was on an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati...
"you got the knife, I got the gun, come on boy we gonna have a little fun."

 

[judo]

Elwood Blues: "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigaretts, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake Blues: "Hit it!"

https://161.58.5.90/blues/106miles.wav

 

[vcp]

"Think ya used enuf dynamite there Butch?"

And since someone mentioned WKRP: "That's it for him!"




And I almost forgot: "Booger".

 

[rocwizard]

"When you're bent down, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

 

[doug_man_sams]

"Colonel, fair's fair... if I punch Hawkeye and nail Hot-Lips, can I go home too?"

"Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark."

"Who's the best pilot you ever saw?"

"Hey, Ridley, you got any Beeman's?

"Our Germans are better than their Germans."


Doug

 

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by doug_man_sams
"Hey, Ridley, you got any Beeman's?

"I might have me a stick"

 

[rokitflite]

There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly... and they'd disintegrate. The demon lived at mach one on the meter, 750 miles an hour, where the air could no longer get out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. They called it "the sound barrier". Then they built this small plane called the X-1 to try and break the sound barrier, and men came to the high desert of California to ride it. They were called test pilots, and no one knew their names...

 

[huxley]

"thats an 1102.... aggrevated stupidity, with intent to distribute...."

Reminds me of more Leslie:

"That's right. A cop-socker and a mother-forker."

 

[Rocket Guy 1317]

This is from Blue Collar Comendy tour if thats a Movie.

"If you think N-Sync is where the dirty dishes go you might be a redneck" - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[Alexo]

"Its Frank-en-shteeen, not Frankenstein"

Young Frankenstein

"Your motha was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"

Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

 

[judo]

Actually, many of my favorite quotes come from TV (either Babylon 5 or Whose Line Is It Anyway?).

Two from Babylon 5, when Steven and Marcus went to Mars:

"This is a converstation that can only end in a gunshot." and "...and that's when I shot him, Your Honor." It's great at end credits when Marcus is singing "Modern Major General" and Steven just starts screaming.

 

[cmmeyers]

From Mr. Mom when Jack tells his wife's boss that he is rewiring the electric in the house :

"Are you gonna make it all 220?"
"Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes."

 

[Johnnie]

"your gonna need a bigger boat..." Jaws

'If someone asks if your a god, YOU SAY YES!!" Ghostbusters

"Laugh it up fuzzball..." Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

"...it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lobbed it off at the wrist..." Ash from Army of Darkness (awesome movie)

more later

 

[loopy]

Originally posted by vcp

And since someone mentioned WKRP: "That's it for him!"

Check my sig...


"Where do these stairs go?"
"They go up!" - Ghostbusters

 

[roadkill]

'Get the h*ll out of my galaxy' - Babylon 5

'Oh Frell !' - Farscape

'Indeed !' - Stargate SG-1

'So now you're a f***ing weatherman' - We were soldiers

and an old classic:

'Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a d*mn...' - Gone with the wind

 

[mr_fixit]

"And someday this will all be yours!"

"What, the curtains?????"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"What knockers!"

"Why thank you doctor!"
Young Frankenstien

Basically any line from Mel Brooks!

 

[Tucker5246]

Originally posted by robfire820
"I have a 44 magnum and in all this excitement I forgot if I fired 5 or 6, so ask yourself, 'Do ya feel lucky? Do ya Punk?' " -Dirty Harry

One of my favorites!

Also Marlin Brando from the God Father:

"Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes"

Brando again from On The Water Front:

"I coulda been a contenda"

 

[Rocketmaniac]

"I'll be bac" from the first Terminator (he never said the full "back" )

 

[adrian]

"It'll be fine. I've done this before." - Garibaldi, "Babylon 5"

"Apology accepted." - Darth Vader, "The Empire Strikes Back"

"So this is how liberty dies - to cheers and applause" - Padme, "Revenge of the Sith"

"Why should the people listen to you?"
"Because, unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent"
- Robin Hood, "Men in Tights"

 

[Quasar]

Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"

Bounty Hunter: "A man's gotta do something for a living."

Josey Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."

 

[Bruce013]

How far will one engine take us? All the way to the scene of the crash!........Ron White...in They call me Tater Salad

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That's the Chicago way.....Sean Connery, in Untouchables

How much for the little girls? The short one, the tall one.
Your wife. Your children. How much for your women?.....Jake Blues....Blues Brothers

Does your dog bite?....Inspector Clouseau....Pink Panther
no.(pets dog & gets bit)
I thought you said your dog dosen't bite!
Thats not my dog.

You can't be here in the frozen foods section Miss.
Why not?
Cause you could melt all this stuff.....Vinnie Antonelli....My Blue Heaven

You SOB ball. Why didn't you just go home. That's your home! Are you to good for your home? Answer me! ....Happy Gilmore

Whos car is that out front?
Um, mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird, the car I always wanted and now I have it.
I RULE!.......Keven Spacy....American Beauty

Let me explain somthing to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski! Your Mr. Lebowski! I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. You know man, or a his dudeness, or duder, or El dudeereno.....Jeff Bridges....Big Lebowski

Did you open the package?
Rule three...... never open the package.
Ha! I like that. Rules.
You can't get anything done in the world with out rules
Whats you name?
Rule two.......no names.
Ha Ha Ha....I like him

Rule one? Never change the deal!....Jason Statham...Transporter

Are we shooting people today?....Three kings

Well, I didn't think you had it in ya.
I'm your huckleberry!
Why, Jonny Ringo.
You looked like somebody just walked over your grave....Val Kilmer....Tombstone

And you thought we wern't going to have any fun today!....Ferris Bueller


Cheers, Bruce
FSA/TWP

 

[TWRackers]

Originally posted by adrian
"It'll be fine. I've done this before." - Garibaldi, "Babylon 5"

Well, now that you brought Garibaldi up...

"Five days a week, my body's a temple. The other two days, it's an amusement park."

 

[vcp]

"Rules!!? In a knife fight?"

"We're on a mission from God."

"Shoot. A feller could have himself a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with all this stuff."

"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."

"Its full of stars."

"That's it! From now on, nobody says Jehova!"

"Is going to be Vorld Var Three, and everybody is blaming you!"

"E-mer-gen-cy, everybody to get from street!"