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Viperfixr

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Fact is often stranger than fiction, and this is a good example! I've honestly dumbed the following true story down on purpose...don't want a public affairs event, just want to share a really funny story with my rocketry friends. Enjoy.

Yesterday, a jet flew to my air force base from heavy repair where it received a brand new wing (literally, new). I think the pilot said he flew here somewhere in the "teens" in terms of altitude, and it was about a 1 hour flight. The jet taxied in, and as a part of the normal 'recovery' procedures, the crew chief, from the Thunder aircraft maintenance unit, popped his head into the right wheel well and...saw something moving. The first picture below illustrates the unauthorized passengers that he saw. They illegally got what I am sure was a terrifying ride!
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The good news is that the Thundercats are doing fine; off-base vet said they are healthy and good. I think there's actually going to be a problem with who will get to adopt them, as many want to take them home (together). Funny thing is that some of the pilots brought the "Thundercats" to their office to show around, and now at least one of them are on a 10-day rabies watch after being bitten & scratched. I think the Thundercats considered it payback! And, the jokes are rolling around the base, someone reportedly chalked two cats on the side of the jet, the OIC is being given a Thundercat callsign, etc, etc, etc.
 
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My Kitty-Ninja Assassins have completed their first assignment.

Infiltration of an aircraft with no one being the wiser to the plot.

BWAAA HA HA HA!!!

Did I just give it away?

Damn!!!
 
That reminds me of when I worked for a car rental company, and a customer came in saying, "My car is meowing". So I go out and here the meowing from under the hood, I pop the hood and out jumps a cat that looks like that orange and white one in the picture. It went home with me and that was in '98.
 
There was a movie about a cat that sneaked aboard airplanes called "Cat Me If You Can." It starred Leonardo DiCatprio.
 
I'm not sure what I think about Thundercats...

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OH BROTHER!!!They're ALL coming out of the wood work on this one....:facepalm: :facepalm:

In the photo you can tell by the size of the cat's eyes they had a wild ride.
 
I'd ask the pilot how well he did his walk around... Then I'd put him on a polygraph, 'cause I'm sure he's lion.

I'm an incorrigible punster... Don't incorrige me.

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There needs to be an emoticon for a FURBALL......oh wait, maybe I can bring one up....

(remember a 'pun' spelled backwards is a 'nup' and so a nup is a nup already...)
 
I'd ask the pilot how well he did his walk around... Then I'd put him on a polygraph, 'cause I'm sure he's lion.

I'm an incorrigible punster... Don't incorrige me.

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:facepalm: Really...I just don't know wether to laugh or cry on this thread...



There needs to be an emoticon for a FURBALL......oh wait, maybe I can bring one up....

Did some one say, bring one up,?....:puke:.......:no:

OK OK I've been laughing.
 
The puns are descending from the feline to the ridiculous...
 
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Kitty and I’m your chief flight attendant. On behalf of Captain Tom and the entire crew, welcome aboard American Felines flight 127, non-stop service from Catalina to Katmandu.

At this time, we request your full attention as the flight attendants demonstrate the safety features of this aircraft.

When the lap cat sign illuminates, you must fasten your lap cat. Attach the metal fittings to the cat, and tighten by pulling on the tail end of the cat. To release your lap cat, hide all exposed skin, then lift the upper portion of the buckle.

There are several emergency cat flaps on this aircraft forward, aft, and over each wing. Please take a few moments now to locate your nearest exit. If we need to evacuate the aircraft, a stampede of frightened cats will guide you towards the exit.

In the event of a decompression, an angry cat will automatically drop from the ceiling in front of you. Pull the cat towards you, place it firmly over your nose and mouth, secure the elastic band behind your head, and breathe normally. Although the cat does not inflate, oxygen is flowing to the cat.

The cat underneath your seat can be used as a flotation device. Pull the cat from under the seat, hug the cat to your chest, and jump in the water. The cat will agitate vigorously and keep you afloat.

We wish you all an enjoyable flight.
 
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Original name for this thread:

In the You Gotta Be Kidding Me category...

New name for this thread:

In the El Gato Be Kitten Me Cat-o-gory...
 
Why do I keep coming back??? It's like the wreck on the highway, you just gotta slow down and look.
 

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