The "Ultimate Warning Label"

[Scotty Dog]

"Caution"
Item could become lost.
I need to print out 2.2143658709 bazzilion of these and stick-em up!

 

[cavecentral]

So could the label. You need a label for it. And one for that label. QAnd that one. And that one . .. .

 

[fyrwrxz]

It's labels...all the way down.....

Why just today I lost th ' ' on the k yboard. I hav no id a wh r it w nt to.......

 

[Scotty Dog]

It's labels...all the way down.....

Why just today I lost th ' ' on the k yboard. I hav no id a wh r it w nt to.......

Well, the last time I saw your "e" it was between a Bee and an El .

 

[fyrwrxz]

I hate migrating season- I found it's nest in the number pad. Now it's just really hard to typ4.

 

[Scotty Dog]

Oh,the hard type hey..I feel for ya bro!

 

[ThirstyBarbarian]

I hate migrating season- I found it's nest in the number pad. Now it's just really hard to typ4.

If you need Es, you can get some from Beerorkid. He has a bunch in his signature. Until then, I can spare a few to get you by:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[ThirstyBarbarian]

I had an insurance policy that protected me against loss, but I lost it.

 

[Scotty Dog]

What is LOST?
Just because we dont know where it is,it is somewhere,so is it really lost?
It comes back most times.
It was a little lost?
My 'hawk decals are a lot lost.
And,how the heck can you have a "Lost and Found".
Well sir, that stuff on that table is LOST stuff and that stuff over there is Found stuff. :surprised:
Lost and Found sounds like a "Losers Anonymous" quip.
Anywhoo-UM,ah,hmmmmmm, seems Ive lost my train of thought ,it dun run off da tracks.

 

[ThirstyBarbarian]

What is LOST?
Just because we dont know where it is,it is somewhere,so is it really lost.
It comes back most times.
It was a little lost?
My 'hawk decals are a lot lost.
And,how the heck can you have a "Lost and Found".
Well sir, that stuff on that table is LOST stuff and that stuff over there is Found stuff. :surprised:
Lost and Found sounds like a "Losers Anonymous" quip.
Anywhoo-UM,ah,hmmmmmm, seems Ive lost my train of thought ,it dun run off da tracks.

It's a very philosophical question. Sort of like, "If a tree fell in the woods, and landed on a mime, would anybody care?"

Regarding Lost and Found: My 12-year-old nephew spent every afternoon after school at my house this past school year, because his parents and/or grandparents do not get home until later in the evening, and our house is just a block from the school, and we work at home. (It takes a village.) One day his grandmother asked if I would make sure he checked the school's Lost and Found for his missing brand-new jacket that he had lost the first day he wore it. Oh My God! The Lost and Found was an enormous box that literally held several cubic yards of middle-schooler clothing! It was huge! And it was overflowing so that there was a gigantic stack of clothes sitting next to the box that was almost as big as the box itself! We systematically sorted through the entire box and the stack and never found the jacket. You know for sure all those items are never making it back to their owners, so I was half tempted to tell him to just pick something he liked...

 

[Scotty Dog]

It's a very philosophical question. Sort of like, "If a tree fell in the woods, and landed on a mime, would anybody care?"

Jimmy (can) Crack Corn and no one cared,but someone still wrote a stupid song about him.
So, that be told, who cares?

 

[sandman]

I had an insurance policy that protected me against loss, but I lost it.

I had an insurance policy like that once.

I lost an item and made a claim.

The claim was denied.

The insurance company told me, "You are covered for loss. You just misplaced it. We cover lost, not misplaced."

 

[LW Bercini]

And if "practice makes perfect" and "nobody's perfect" then why practice?

My coach never found much humor in that statement...

 

[JPVegh]

I cracked corn this afternoon and no one cared. Well the chickens cared but they're just chickens.

 

[Scotty Dog]

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[K'Tesh]

Fell asleep at the computer once... I woke up to find it was completely filled with the letter 'K'. I got to thinking that what if I could take over all of the world's K's, companies would come to me to get their K's, and when the KKK would come to me for K's, I could tell them to go to "L".

Before I could implement my plan, I fell asleep again on the keyboard, and as it happened it just happened to be the delete key. I lost them all.

Best laid plans of mice...
Jim
.

 

[adrian]

Wondering where all your lost stuff went? Try here:

Incidentally, the next time any of you find a vowel missing, report it to the FBI. America has long been suffering from a shortage of vowels in words such as "color" and the FBI suspect that they are being kidnapped and taken to other countries. The recently escaped "e" is the first time a vowel has got away from its kidnappers, and the FBI would very much like to question it. Once the guilty country has been identified, America will launch an all out missle attack.

Update: the kidnappers appear to have struck again. The FBI have been notified, especially as the US retaliation will be threatened if the weapons of mass destruction are disarmed by being disemvowelled.

 

[fyrwrxz]

OMG- this thread is priceless! From the perfect label to missing keys to consonant monopolies to being disemvoweled- I'm laffing so hard I lost my...well, let's just say I'm not sure if vinyl or cloth is the best upholstery option at the moment. I'll check the FOUND table, but all I know is I shoulda had a label....

 

[jflis]

Seems to me that if your insurance policy protects you against loss...

Then when you have an accident (say, in the case of auto ins), the policy covers all the damaged caused by the accident (a loss), as well as any medical costs (a loss) and other property damage (another possible loss). BUT.....

Seems like, with your next insurance bill, your rates have gone up. BECAUSE of the accident! Isn't THIS a loss? Seems to me that your insurance should cover the increased rates...

Makes sense to me!

 

[LW Bercini]

Incidentally, the next time any of you find a vowel missing, report it to the FBI. America has long been suffering from a shortage of vowels in words such as "color" and the FBI suspect that they are being kidnapped and taken to other countries.

I have this theory that some time in the distant past, the Dutch invaded Poland and stole half their vowels

 

[mikemech]

Look in your motor box. The E is probably hiding between D and F.

Mike

 

[ThirstyBarbarian]

I have this theory that some time in the distant past, the Dutch invaded Poland and stole half their vowels

The battle of "Stooleen der Voooweeelen."

 

[LW Bercini]

The battle of "Stooleen der Voooweeelen."

:rofl:

 

[fyrwrxz]

Wow- that was invigorating! An iced tea sinus bath...who knew??