Dr.Zooch
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In response to a flood of requests, some begging and at least one threat, Dr. Zooch rockets introduces the Zooch Patch!
This 4 inch diameter embroidered patch is the same logo as seen in The Program cartoon strip as well as Dr. Zooch Rockets. It is emblazoned with the Latin motto NOLI ROGARE which translates into Dont Ask. Thus you can wear it and when people look at it and then become puzzled and ask Whats that? you can simply look at them slyly and say Dont ask. Youll be telling the exact truth, while at the same time seeming aloof and mysterious. The patch comes with an iron-on backing for easy application to clothing, or it can also be sewn on for those of you who like holes in your fingers. Get yours TODAY, so you can be aloof and mysterious right away!
The patch costs $6 and shipping in the lower 48 United States is free. If you do not do PayPal, you can send us a personal check or money order. Send payment to Dr. Zooch Rockets, PO Box 486, Shady Side, MD 20764. Yes, folks- that's right... we're so tired of dealing with the rip-off artistes at the credit card companies that we've decided we would much rather deal with our good customers and their personal checkbooks. Send us your check and get a patch... that is... after the check clears, of course.
This 4 inch diameter embroidered patch is the same logo as seen in The Program cartoon strip as well as Dr. Zooch Rockets. It is emblazoned with the Latin motto NOLI ROGARE which translates into Dont Ask. Thus you can wear it and when people look at it and then become puzzled and ask Whats that? you can simply look at them slyly and say Dont ask. Youll be telling the exact truth, while at the same time seeming aloof and mysterious. The patch comes with an iron-on backing for easy application to clothing, or it can also be sewn on for those of you who like holes in your fingers. Get yours TODAY, so you can be aloof and mysterious right away!
The patch costs $6 and shipping in the lower 48 United States is free. If you do not do PayPal, you can send us a personal check or money order. Send payment to Dr. Zooch Rockets, PO Box 486, Shady Side, MD 20764. Yes, folks- that's right... we're so tired of dealing with the rip-off artistes at the credit card companies that we've decided we would much rather deal with our good customers and their personal checkbooks. Send us your check and get a patch... that is... after the check clears, of course.
