Texting for Seniors

[BABAR]

CUATSC See You At the Senior Center
DWI Driving While Incontinent
WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil
IMHO Is My Hearing Aid On?
LOL Living on Lipitor
ROFL-CGU Rolling on Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
GGLKI Gotta Go Laxitive Kicking In
ATD At the Doctor
BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out
TTYL Talk To You Louder
TOT Texting on Toilet

 

[fyrwrxz]

LSHIW-laffing so hard I'm wheezing.
NAD-Need another diaper
SHAP-still have a pulse

 

[tightwad]

WTF-where's the fridge?
OMG-on my golfcart
SNAFU-senior not alert functioning unintelligently

 

[Zonie]

heh heh heh heh.

I have a room of olds laughing at that one.