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I have a limo
Ride in the trunk
I lock the door
In case I get drunk.
~Joe Walsh
Ride in the trunk
I lock the door
In case I get drunk.
~Joe Walsh
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
Related quote: "In marriage you can be right, or you can be happy"
John Stuart Mill
Of his own free will
After half-a-bottle Shandy
Felt particularly ill
Plato, they say
Could stick it away
Half a quart of Whiskey
Ev'ry day.
Aristotle, Aristotle
Was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Renee Descartes
Was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"...
~Bruces Skit--Monty Phython's Flying Circus
The Heinlein quote has always been one of my favorites. I just love Starship TrooperPer aspera ad astra (especially for this group!)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Robert Heinlein
My favorite quote from engineer and visionary Burt Rutan...
"People will eventually realize that the correct approach is to use the lowest technology that will do the mission, not the highest." -Burt Rutan
Two from Wolfgang Pauli:
"It is not only not right, it is not even wrong,"
and
"What you said was so confused that one could not tell whether it was nonsense or not."
Also one from Dr. R. L. Moore:
"What, if anything, do you supposed that person had on his mind, if any?"
Anyone who says nothing is impossible, has never tried to slam a revolving door- fogot who
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