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To avoid the risk of going even FURTHER off-topic, i decided to start a new thread in the proper forum...
I was noticing the comments made to KenParker about the Antares pix including his daughter and he commented about his fatherly dating rules about being able to date after 35 or when he's dead and buried...
well, thought all the dads with growing daughters would appreciate *my* solution to the dating concerns....
What you do is let them "date" at whatever you feel is a reasonable age (eg: 14, 16, 37, whatever), but you explain to her "date", that there is the small detail of the "deposit"...
You explain that there is a deposit of $20 for your "daughter on a date". Explain that it is "only a deposit, not a fee". To recover the deposit, he simply has to have her home, IN the front door, no later than (insert time here).
If he's late, he forfits the deposit. If said deposit is forfited, then it doubles to $40 on the next date, and again on the next, etc. He NEVER losses a dime if he brings her home on time, but it starts to get VERY expensive if he doesn't.
now...
...at SOME point, he is either going to get her home on time, OR stop dating her all together, and frankly (as a dad), we don't really care which...
LOL
I was noticing the comments made to KenParker about the Antares pix including his daughter and he commented about his fatherly dating rules about being able to date after 35 or when he's dead and buried...
well, thought all the dads with growing daughters would appreciate *my* solution to the dating concerns....
What you do is let them "date" at whatever you feel is a reasonable age (eg: 14, 16, 37, whatever), but you explain to her "date", that there is the small detail of the "deposit"...
You explain that there is a deposit of $20 for your "daughter on a date". Explain that it is "only a deposit, not a fee". To recover the deposit, he simply has to have her home, IN the front door, no later than (insert time here).
If he's late, he forfits the deposit. If said deposit is forfited, then it doubles to $40 on the next date, and again on the next, etc. He NEVER losses a dime if he brings her home on time, but it starts to get VERY expensive if he doesn't.
now...
...at SOME point, he is either going to get her home on time, OR stop dating her all together, and frankly (as a dad), we don't really care which...
LOL