shinbone
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(With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
If you have ever gone out in public with Fill n Finish under your fingernails, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have been known to spend hours sorting through sale bins of plastic Easter eggs and racks of mailing tubes, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you once made shoelaces for your sneakers out of braided Kevlar, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever used a Copperhead to clean out ear wax, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever spent more than half an hour debating the relative merits of primers, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you tune into the Weather Channel more than twice a day, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you are on a first-name basis with your local BATFE officials, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever found enough dog barf wadding in your pants cuffs to adequately pack a BT-60, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you refer to your wife as Big Bertha and to the twins as the Wild Deuces, you just might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever gone out in public with Fill n Finish under your fingernails, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have been known to spend hours sorting through sale bins of plastic Easter eggs and racks of mailing tubes, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you once made shoelaces for your sneakers out of braided Kevlar, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever used a Copperhead to clean out ear wax, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever spent more than half an hour debating the relative merits of primers, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you tune into the Weather Channel more than twice a day, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you are on a first-name basis with your local BATFE officials, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you have ever found enough dog barf wadding in your pants cuffs to adequately pack a BT-60, you might be a rocket maniac.
If you refer to your wife as Big Bertha and to the twins as the Wild Deuces, you just might be a rocket maniac.