Ok ... we got some Q & A time here.
Then I need to address those with some serious issues going on here.
Remember THIS is Satire!
Ok first up:
Well I ciphered over this conundrum quite a while...Then IT happened, I remembered the newly released Birdman Rtx V2.0 oh my!
So I sent in my boxtops & bottle bottoms & quickly received my wings made of Tin & special decoder rings.
Main....
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...and back up
These should keep pretty good "eye on things"..in case of decoder failure.
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I have enlisted several fellow member Birdmen [& Birdwoman} to aid in tracking. very simple actually.
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This is known as "passive tracking".
We hope the rocket passes by one of the Birdmen[women] AND they SEE it.
No batteries to charge or worry about. No added weight to rockets No antenna to bend and stuff into something.
A teeny tiny mirror chip is glued on upper surface of airframe. After launch, the suns rays which travel trough space at some time continuum related to the speed of light and how fast you chew gum are reflected off the teeny tiny mirror and send gamma rays to strategically located Birdmen's decoder ring.
Location is then dicomboomulated and sent back for recovery.......
But don't try to locate one or even understand it....it's beyond comprehension of ordinary men, I assure you. UNLESS you are a paid up member of SAIDS TEAM. Even then it's he said this, & she said that, who the heck realyy knows..who said what to who..or whom as the case may be....
Here is Manual for Birman TrX V2.0 system..of course it's totally lacking in depth like all supplied manuals. No worries I have a note sent via carrier pigeon,to get a clearer understanding.
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Ps There really is a build going on after I straighten things out!!
"Some call me the gangster of Love"...stealth