Who would win in a fight?

[Ozymandias]

I'm trying to settle a bet. Who would win in a fight? Mr. Clean or the Brawny paper towel guy? I say Mr. Clean. What do you think?

 

[eugenefl]

Well here's a picture of that Brawny guy...

He's kinda got that clueless look going on.

OTOH, Mr. Clean kinda knows what's up. He looks like the bouncer/wrestler type that could seriously lay the smackdown. Plus, the earring thing kinda eliminates any insecurities he might have about his manhood.

Brawny guy is just kind of a lumberjack type. Maybe he's got some experience fighting bears?

There's a picture of a mean Carl floating around somewhere that might just settle this bet... (oh boy...)

 

[DPatell]

AFAIK Mr. Clean has no legs...and Brawny has an axe, right?

If Mr. Clean loses confidence, he can't run like a sissy.

$10 on Brawny

 

[Ozymandias]

Yeah Brawny guy is a lumberjack so he probably has an axe and possibly access to a chainsaw. But, I still think Mr. Clean would take him. He just looks so confident!

 

[DynaSoar]

Originally posted by Ozymandias
Yeah Brawny guy is a lumberjack so he probably has an axe and possibly access to a chainsaw. But, I still think Mr. Clean would take him. He just looks so confident!

I don't think he's a real lumberjack. I think he's an actor. He looks like the guy that played Moonpie in the original Rollerball.

 

[illini]

Brawny is a frat boy. No brains. All bluster. Only has confidence when travelling in a pack of other frat boys.

Clean would take him without working a sweat.

 

[jflis]

All Mr. Clean would have to do is say...

"LOOK OVER THERE!"

then POW

Mr. Clean in one round without getting dirty

Axe, Shmax, Mr. Clean has a bucket full of industrial cleaner to toss in his face!

 

[BlueNinja]

industrial, shmushtrial.


Citrus

 

[rabidsheeep]

they would both be anialated by swiffer-zilla.

 

[BlueNinja]

OUST!!!!!!!

 

[sandman]

I vote for the Tidy Bowl guy...he'll just crawl into a handy orafice and cause an infection!

 

[kenobi65]

BTW, that picture is of the old Brawny guy. Apparently, Georgia-Pacific got tired of the pr0n-star 1970s mustache, and got themselves a new Brawny guy last year.

https://www.brawnyman.com/

New Brawny Guy does 2d6 damage with a chin-slam. (And, if you understand that reference, you are as big a geek as I am. )

 

[Bowhunter]

AHHH Darth Vader would come in and take them all out

 

[Bowhunter]

Originally posted by kenobi65


New Brawny Guy does 2d6 damage with a chin-slam. (And, if you understand that reference, you are as big a geek as I am. )

Ohhh Boy I do understand that Gezzz its been along time

 

[PGerringer]

Originally posted by kenobi65
New Brawny Guy does 2d6 damage with a chin-slam. (And, if you understand that reference, you are as big a geek as I am. )

OMG!!! I'm a geek!!! Why didn't anyone tell me!!! Man, this sucks...

 

[wwattles]

Originally posted by kenobi65
BTW, that picture is of the old Brawny guy. Apparently, Georgia-Pacific got tired of the pr0n-star 1970s mustache, and got themselves a new Brawny guy last year.

https://www.brawnyman.com/

New Brawny Guy does 2d6 damage with a chin-slam. (And, if you understand that reference, you are as big a geek as I am. )

Yes, I get the reference, but I think the damage rating is way too high. Just look at the guy, for cryin' out loud. It just shouts out "I'm a preppy college pretty boy. I lift weights so I can look big but can't win a fight against my 10-year-old sister."

Mr. Clean also has a devastating "Dome blindness spell" that dazzles and paralyzes defenders for 3 rounds.

WW

 

[kenobi65]

Originally posted by wwattles
Mr. Clean also has a devastating "Dome blindness spell" that dazzles and paralyzes defenders for 3 rounds.

And a +3 Earring of Protection.

 

[Bowhunter]

Well after looking at the new Brawny guy I think they are evenly matched as far as bulk but lets not forget the Brawny guys flannel armor +3 Defence

 

[wwattles]

Originally posted by Bowhunter
Well after looking at the new Brawny guy I think they are evenly matched as far as bulk but lets not forget the Brawny guys flannel armor +3 Defence

I dunno... looking at the guy, I think he might not have the requisite woodsman skill levels to properly use the flannel armor. He looks like he just put it on for the photo op...

WW

 

[Bowhunter]

Originally posted by wwattles
I dunno... looking at the guy, I think he might not have the requisite woodsman skill levels to properly use the flannel armor. He looks like he just put it on for the photo op...

WW

Good point you are right he dose look like he wouldnt know an axe if ya hit him with one. It dosent look good for the brawny guy

 

[Missileman]

Some would say the new Brawny Man is inexperienced but I don't believe the old Brawny man would have stepped aside without properly training his apprentice.
That being said if he uses his paper attacks properly he would certainly have the edge.
His paper towel sheild of absorbsion is virtually imune to most liquid based attacks and his paper towel of smothering would be dificult for Mr. Clean to get out of.

 

[jflis]

oh for cryin' out loud! Mr. Clean would just *snear* at him and his lower lip would start to quiver.

I mean, *really*!

sheesh!

 

[illini]

Yeah...the new Brawny is pretty muscular, but that's just 'cause he's hopped up on steroids. Mr. Clean is the real deal...he'd wipe the floor with Brawny.

 

[North Star]

Congratulations ......

A thread where (as an Englishman) I haven't the slightest clue what any of you are talking about ....

and I don't think I really want to either

 

[n3tjm]

My $10 says this guy'll beat em all up!

 

[rbeckey]

The Brawny guy is obviously a sissy. Looks a little "light in the loafers" if you ask me.

 

[thomasrau]

The LumberJack song explains why Mr Clean will win,
Brawny is a girly man.


I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

 

[dragonshiprider]

My money's on Mr.Clean.Ol' "Brawny" there has that "I've been chuckin' wood all day long but I ain't sweatin' and I don't have a hair out of place" look.Now,I've chucked a lot of wood and I used to have hair like that.After a full day in tha' woods you ain't gonna look like that.So I think he's a phoney.The Eric Estrada* syndrome if you will.He wouldn't last five minutes in the woods for real.
Besides all of that Mr.Clean drives a blown and black 68 Hemi Charger.How could I not bet on a guy like that.Ya gotta love it!
*Just for those not in the know Eric was one of the biggest sissy baby girlie men to ever stink up Hollywood.Always playin' the tough guy but behind scenes he would cry like a little girl whenever he didn't get his way.He had a penchant for getting people fired who threatened his spotlight.I think Larry Wilcox may have been one of them.

 

[r1dermon]

brawny is like the rich construction company CEO, where he's used to getting his own way, and he thinks the mustache is sexy, but mr. clean knows the act all too well, as he's been working in the merry maid service industry for years, mr. clean puts a little bit of elbow grease into it, and brawny is ground into a fine powder and used as table salt.
10$ on mr clean.

 

[Hospital_Rocket]

Originally posted by North Star
Congratulations ......

A thread where (as an Englishman) I haven't the slightest clue what any of you are talking about ....

and I don't think I really want to either

Promise me 20 Pounds and a Pint or I'll be forced to explain....