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Maybe i should be posting this in the classified section but, here goes-

Due to recent conflicts with my girlfriend of 16 years an open spot may have just come available in the month of May to accompany me :D to Las Vegas (Nevada of course).
Recipient will be responsible for almost NOTHING in costs as i have already taken care of most of the hard work.

Plane leaves on a beautiful Monday morning and, returns on Saturday evening from Indianapolis Indiana...

Plans are a relaxing stay of 5 nights in a FOUR star Casino/Resort. Visits the first two full days to Shelby American, Kount's Customs, Mobster Museum, Neon Museum, Pinball Museum,The Welcome to Las Vegas Sign, Fremont "Freakshow" experience, Bellagio Fountain Show, Venetian Gondola experience, North or South Outlet Mall shopping experience...etc.

Car rental on third day of a 2016 Z06 (Z07 packaged) Corvette Convertible with 650 horsepower to visit Hoover Dam, Lake Mead Wildlife refugee and, Red Rock Canyon at sunset.

Fourth day plans are a lovely helicopter ride to the west rim of the Grand Canyon (with touchdown at the bottom) with possible picnic included.

In between...A whole lot of fine eating...WE ARE GOING TO GET SOOoooooooooo FAT!

I ONLY reserved a one bed room so this sides mine and, that sides yours- Don't touch my wallet...

Applicants must-

1. Be clean.
2. Have a great sense of humor and, wonderment like me.
3. Bring a dress for one fancy night out.
4. NOT addicted to gambling at a level that is considered dangerous. (I plan to bring $50 for gambling...that's it.)
5. Female- NO! :no: You goofballs i don't care how lovely you look in heels and, a dress...No Imposters or Transistors...

Send resume by PM for consideration.

I was once asked IF i ever regretted NOT getting married and, settling down. No...NOT REALLY. :eek:
 

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Due to recent conflicts with my girlfriend of 16 years an open spot may have just come available....
Well, if she were to check into TRF and sees this thread, probably no remaining "may" about it. :(

Man, sorry to hear that things have not been working out.

Wondering how much you really expect to get a serious reply from any ladies here, not that many, and very small chance anyone who might be available might really go for this (Of course if you don't ask....). Unless you wrote this in part as a way to publicly vent, or whatever.
 
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I was going to say nearly the same thing :) I'd wear makeup but the beard stays, it's to ZZ Top levels now :D
 

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Well, if she were to check into TRF and sees this thread, probably no remaining "may" about it.
George, it's definitely gone past that already- When i suggested that maybe i should just contact former "Moviestar" Mia Khalifa *Shalom-a Momma* :p and, see what she was doing that weekend...Well. :duck: Plus Gal Gadot hasn't answered any of my emails and, i'm NOT getting any younger.

Maybe i should just take a course on human interaction...

Gus? Why would you want to take a trip to Las Vegas?

Well- I was born there and, i really haven't been back for any length of time since a family trip to see old friends in the mid 70's...

Gus? Do REALLY think a woman would WANT to go to Sin City with all that gambling and, sleaze?

There's more than that man! That town cleaned up alot over the years. IF you can't find something fun or interesting to do 24 hours a day there...YOU don't have a pulse.

Gus? WHY would you want to leave beautiful Indiana during the beginning of Allergy season?

Because, someone i know (not me) has horrible allergies and, maybe just maybe even though it is the greenish desert...It will effect her less...

Gus? Why would you take her away from her European Soccer Season?

WHAT!?! :surprised: IT'S SOCCER SEASON? :facepalm: Doctor, i could pick up any of a handful of gutter trash around here and, drag them down to the local liquor store buying them 5 scratch off tickets-
and, they would things to me that i don't even want to discuss...let alone offer to take them to Vegas.

I have all of my shots and, i am paper trained...Resumes still being accepted.
 

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Soooo what is the TRF male to female ratio anyways? 20 to 1?

In the dictionary under optimist it has a picture of Gus.

:facepalm::grin::tongue:

LOL...Seriously though, I hope it works out for you.
 

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Not only are you going to Vegas, but you have the opportunity to go alone. Why on earth do you want to take someone? What are you thinking? It's Vegas. You're already renting a room and a car... Haven't you heard? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
 

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Taking a sandwich to an all you can eat buffet :facepalm:
 

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I've never been to Las Vegas but I understand there are plenty of eligible ladies in that fine town who, for a fee, would be willing to escort you around Sin City. :wink:
 

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I think it sounds like fun, Gus (especially if you added rock climbing while at Red Rock and a jump off the Stratosphere)....alas - Wayco trumps you. :smile:

I'm sure there is a lady out there who will be delighted to go on this trip with you (I'm just not sure you're going to find her here on this forum)
 

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... Haven't you heard? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
...except tattoos and STDs. :y:

I was in Vegas once. Once. Knowing it's reputation, I quickly stopped into a casino, won $7 and left. I can't go back or they'll get back their $7 plus 15 years of interest.
 

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Looking for a Vegas female companion on TRF is like looking for rocketry info in a whore house.
 

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Looking for a Vegas female companion on TRF is like looking for rocketry info in a whore house.

What a mental image.:y:
 

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sort of minds me of the old joke about using the word 'horticulture' in a sentence...:). surprised that Gus didn't specify 'Redhead' :).
Rex
 

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Maybe you'll meet an interesting lady at the Freakshow Experience.
 
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Having read this thread, I'm going to go home, give my wife a big hug, and thank the Lord that I don't have these kinds of problems at my age. Even though she's not a rocketry fan but occasionally indulges my hobby...
 

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Oh by the way, introducing yourself to a woman as a "hobbyist" may not mean what you think it means, especially in Vegas...;)
 

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Soooo what is the TRF male to female ratio anyways? 20 to 1?

In the dictionary under optimist it has a picture of Gus.

:facepalm::grin::tongue:

LOL...Seriously though, I hope it works out for you.
Dave, you know as well as i- "If you don't throw out the bait, you'll never catch a fish!" :eek:

Not only are you going to Vegas, but you have the opportunity to go alone. Why on earth do you want to take someone? What are you thinking? It's Vegas. You're already renting a room and a car... Haven't you heard? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I ACTUALLY got you to come out of retirement and, post something? Wooooooooo! :D

I've never been to Las Vegas but I understand there are plenty of eligible ladies in that fine town who, for a fee, would be willing to escort you around Sin City. :wink:
And, that's what i'm afraid of Ted! They might get me confused with someone who needs to be spanked....repeatedly! :surprised:

I think it sounds like fun, Gus (especially if you added rock climbing while at Red Rock and a jump off the Stratosphere)....alas - Wayco trumps you. :smile:
I'm sure there is a lady out there who will be delighted to go on this trip with you (I'm just not sure you're going to find her here on this forum)
Sharon! You've got a good man in Wayne! If i don't fall off of a Rock at Red Rock i'll be doing quite well.... Hope to see you two at Airfest this year, i had to miss the last one. Be good too catch up on life...Take care you both until then! :eek:

...except tattoos and STDs. :y:

Ahhhhhh! :jaw:

I was in Vegas once. Once. Knowing it's reputation, I quickly stopped into a casino, won $7 and left. I can't go back or they'll get back their $7 plus 15 years of interest.
That's a GOOD one! :p

sort of minds me of the old joke about using the word 'horticulture' in a sentence...:). surprised that Gus didn't specify 'Redhead' :).
Rex
I can't limit myself Rex...I'm desperate! I'll see you at Bong this year, you take care! :)

Maybe you'll meet an interesting lady at the Freakshow Experience.
Thirsty, that thought has crossed my mind and, scares humble little me! :surprised:

No planned stops at "American Restorations"?
Thought about it...LOVE Vintage Coke machines. I think ALOT of people do too. Would become a great customer of Ricks and, much poorer over it! ;)

Get you a "companion" once there!
A Horizontal Hostess? Sleeper Creeper? You Truck Drivers crack me up! :rolleyes:
 

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how about 2 , the one on the right and middle are both available

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Due to recent conflicts with my girlfriend of 16 years ...
What!!! You have a 16 year old girlfriend? You rock, dude!

Now, since you realize 99% of us on TRF are guys, and the rare and precious few ladies here are either in relationships or middle school, what I read (between the lines) in your post is a callout to your true buds for emotional support. Yeah, we normally don't get much of that. While guys are expected to keep a stiff upper lip and press on driving the economy forward, your ex and her 20 best friends are meeting nightly over wine coolers, scissoring your face out of every picture in her scrapbook. So, not much I can say here other than it truly is better to be alone than with the wrong person. Venture to Vegas solo, you may meet someone on the plane, at the pool, in the elevator, or places you would never expect.

P.S. You know where I live. Swing by at your next opportunity. We'll have some great conversation, and I made you a great mix tape (CD) to help you get thru the transition.
 

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I'm identifying as female today, you sound like a fun guy to hang out with:)
 

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This is going to go down as the most colorful threads of 2017.

Oh, and in before lock.
 

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..... your ex and her 20 best friends are meeting nightly over wine coolers, scissoring .....
Uh, no. Defiinitely should not say what that was sounding like until reading more words.....
 

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Uh, no. Defiinitely should not say what that was sounding like until reading more words.....
I was gonna post something similar to this, but was afraid the filter between my brain and the keyboard didn't have small enough microns.... :no: :no:
 
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