With the recent NO vote in Scotland the old gods have become angered. Rumor has it that a Pict zombie apocalypse is imminent this winter solstice. North of the wall only vast amounts of fine whiskey, ale and haggis will appease them. If they decide to reclaim the land south of the wall, including the rebuilding of Stonehenge, then say good bye to all law and order brought by the Romans. Pictland YES! We might even have to drop the Roman name “Pict” and finally discover what they actually called themselves. The first sign of the apocalypse has been seen in this rocket. Powered by two F-15 0s and one F-15 4 he might just vanquish be the last King of Scotland and take the true crown for himself. With his blonde hair limed back and with the woad having stained to the bone, he is ready for battle. A true nightmare for any Roman or Romanized lackey that happens to be in his presence. Because he will be airborne the old gods have included aerial recognition banners to each of the forward motors. They are well aware of a potential Russian Bomber overhead and want to avoid any nasty business with Putin. They made sure there is no doubt which nation this thing is coming from. If he flies well then woe be to all Romans, Norse, Anglo Saxons and even Celts he doesn’t fancy. It will not be a pretty PICTURE. If he flies badly then it will still not be a pretty PICTURE. At least he had the brains to include a recovery system! Just a $5 Halloween sale item at Party City that took $40 of Plastic Weld epoxy clay to build.