Did some internet ordering this weekend, and even though I'm assuredly an adult, I'm checking nearly constantly for tracking updates. How did we survive in the days of mail-order, when you'd not only have to wait for the thing to arrive, but you wouldn't even know when they received your order in the mail, when they packed it, or when they shipped it?? Reminds me of this classic- couldn't find the narration, but this is the outcome:
Secret Decoder Ring
Secret Decoder Ring