Those Lines We Pick Up...

[Grog6]

Liter Cola!

BearF***er; do you need assistance? (best used when someone is bent over something heavy, struggling with it.)
"Just put that anywhere! "( Just after someone drops something and breaks it.)

 

[K'Tesh]

Colonel, if I touch that gun, I'll just trigger another argument.



The ambulance stopped with a jerk and I got off.

 

[MALBAR 70]

I'm not even supposed to be here today...
-Clerks

 

[John Kemker]

So, whaddya want for nuthin', a rubbbber biscuit?

 

[jqavins]

I am so smart! S-M-R-T. -Homer Simpson

I believe that was Bart.

I've said there's a Simpsons quote for every situation. I often use:

• Okily-dokily
• That's not very convenient.
• Must you dump on everything we do?
• To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
• Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.
• ♫ Just don't look. Just don't look. ♫

"Inconceivable!"

Amazing that it took until post #65 for The Princess Bride to come up. That has got to be the most quotable movie in history. And so many of the quotes find frequent use in real life.

• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• No, is too much, let me sum up.
• Get used to disappointment.
• It so happens your friend is only mostly dead.
• Skip to the end.

• I don't want to go on the cart! (Usually said when the alarm goes off in the morning.)
• What a senseless waste of human life.

• You do that, I'll do this.
• Is that what it takes? I always wondered what it took.

• Of course you realize, this means war.
• He don't know me very well, do he?
• Th-th-th-tha th-th-th-tha th-th-th-that's all, folks.

(If video games are allowed, "Beware, I hunger".)

 

[heada]

It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue

 

[jqavins]

Oh, and one I forgot.

• "[blank] and [blank] accessories."
• "What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

 

[kuririn]

Ed McMahon and Jack Nicholson:
Heeeeere's Johnny!

 

[SecondRow]

I believe that was Bart.

It was Homer.

 

[jqavins]

Well, dang, I've used up my quota for the month.

 

[Huxter]

Say it like Johnny!

 

[mjennings]

At any given family gathering you're likely to hear a line from Wayne's world, Top Gun, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, and a smattering of other 80's and 90's movies.
A personal favorite if mine when I need to make my wife laugh is Wash's "I'm a large semi-muscular man"

 

[kuririn]

The Twilight Zone.
Episode: "To Serve Man"

"It's a cookbook!"

 

[kuririn]

Johnny Carson:
"Drive to the Slauson Cutoff.
And cut off your Slauson"

 

[prfesser]

Haven't used this one myself but I've heard others use it:

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss...and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

 

[K'Tesh]

No Matter where you go... There you are...

 

[Mugs914]

Ohh, 'Lizibeth! Disda big one!! I'm comin' to join ya honey!!!

 

[K'Tesh]

Say the magic word... Win a hundred dollars...

 

[K'Tesh]

You can call me ray...

 

[K'Tesh]

Well now!!! Where you going with all that beer?

 

[K'Tesh]

Where's the Beef?!

 

[mo2872]

The Twilight Zone.
Episode: "To Serve Man"

"It's a cookbook!"

That is also the theme of a chapter in one of C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia books…….can’t recall which one at the moment, though.

 

[K'Tesh]

RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNIIIIIEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[kuririn]

Whassuup!

 

[kuririn]

Blue pill or red pill?

 

[K'Tesh]

YES!!! I LIKE IT!!!

 

[kuririn]

There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

 

[K'Tesh]

Last time I saw a mouth like that... It had a hook in it.

 

[mo2872]

That is also the theme of a chapter in one of C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia books…….can’t recall which one at the moment, though.

I had to find it. Grabbed my set, and found it….it’s actually two chapters of The Silver Chair….Ch. 8 The House of Harfang, and Ch. 9 How They Discovered Something Worth Knowing……

Now I can sleep tonight!

 

[K'Tesh]

Da Plane! Da Plane!