Those Lines We Pick Up...

[Pem Tech]

Walk this way.

Hump, what Hump?

Abby someone....
Abby normal, yeah that is it!

 

[Pem Tech]

It's 200 miles to Chicago, we have a tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it!

 

[Pem Tech]

"Mostly harmless"

"Share and Enjoy" also from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I use this frequently .

"Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B": I sometimes mention this when talking about people that are not providing value or acting silly.

Oh freetle gruntbugly, thou micturitions are to me....

A Pan Galactic GargleBlaster is the equivalent of having your head bashed in with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.

 

[Pem Tech]

Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know.

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French accent
*He had his testicles all over me!.*

 

[Pem Tech]

Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know.

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It's a shame people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

 

[Pem Tech]

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A Hospital, what is it?
It's a big building full of sick people, but that isn't important right now.

And don't call me Shirley.

So Danny, ever seen a grown man naked?

Over intercom *And don't give me any of your white zone sh*t.

What do you make of this?
I could make a hat or a broach.....

So Danny, ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Pem Tech]

My God, It's full of stars!

Open the pod bay doors HAL
I'm sorry Dave, you are SOL. (Or something like that.)

 

[Pem Tech]

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

and...

We're on a mission from God.

The band!
The band?
The band!
The band....
The band!
The band!

Curl up and Dye Salon.

BOOM!
CRASH!!
There must be six bucks in change here.

The new Buicks are out early this year.

Wow, this mall has everything.

Illinois Nazis...
I hate Illinois Nazis.

We have both kinds of music, country and Western!

This is a favorite of the horn section... (Hard to be a Woman plays)

Jake! What's up, how ya' doing, great to see you, you look good, where's my money M*ther F*cker?

Did you get my CheezWhiz boy? (El Wood pitches a can of CheezWhiz)

 

[Pem Tech]

Here's another Bobby. His classic line? "Idjits!"

Where's my pie?

 

[Pem Tech]

And Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program

We are in control of your television.
We can change the vertical, we can change the horizontal.
We can blur the image or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

 

[Pem Tech]

Most of my friends play golf. We have all seen Caddyshack many many times. When we get together quotes from the film are spoken often.
The Cinderella boy
I'm hot today
Nahnahnahnah.....
$50 bucks he eats it
etc etc..
The other film that is full of quotable lines is Animal House.
You can't come in now I'm doing my hair.
What am I now, a zit. get it
Oh boy oh boy this is going to be great
Etc etc.

One of the greatest triumphs of Animal House was that Belushi carried so many scenes without saying a word.

 

[kuririn]

Happy Days:
I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill.....
Ayyyyyyy...
Wa, wa, wa
Exactamundo
I still got it
Bwa ha ha ha ha
...my life is so...hum drum........
Watch your step bucko...
Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa
Sit on it!

 

[kuririn]

Hello.


My mom used to crack up every time Lenny and Squiggy made their entrance.

 

[kuririn]

We are in control of your television.
We can change the vertical, we can change the horizontal.
We can blur the image or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

"There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast and space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is the area which we call the Twilight Zone." - Rod Serling

 

[heada]

Hello.


My mom used to crack up every time Lenny and Squiggy made their entrance.

I was today years old when I realized that L&S worked for both the women and the men sets in that show.

 

[Pem Tech]

Say it.. Starts with an 'S' sssssssss

[How you beat the others] with whips & chains! [to the brides's bouquet]

SuperMan!

Sl*t.... A**hole....

Throw it like a Frisbee!!

In just 7 days.. And 7 nights!!


Brad!, Dr. Scott, Janet, Dr. Scott, Rocky.. Uh...
Brad!, Dr. Scott, Janet, Dr. Scott, Rocky.. Uh...

Say goodbye to all of this... Goodbye all of this
And Hello to oblivion.. Hi Oblivion.. How's the wife & kids?!


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Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran...
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature

He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey, but the wrong man

Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll

 

[Pem Tech]

Frankly, I don't give a damn
Here's looking at you Kid,
It's ALIVE,
and one of my favorites

He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!

 

[SecondRow]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[Pem Tech]

And, "we're going to need a sh$tload of dimes."

We'll take the ni**ers and the chinks, but not the Irish.

Well, raise my rent.

Darn near lost a $400 hand cart.

What in the Wild Wild World of Sports is going on here?!

Land grab, land grab... see snatch.

Where da' white women at?

The sheriff is a *DONGGGGG*.

 

[Pem Tech]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

I forgot that one!!!

 

[Huxter]

Walk this way.

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Working at Denny's in the Host fashion, I routinely asked (mostly elementary age) kids/families to "walk this way" and gave it my best Feldman. Most just rolled their eyes! The coolest ones were not afraid to strut like Marty!

A Hospital, what is it?
It's a big building full of sick people, but that isn't important right now.

Airplane II:
"My God, the Sun!"
"What is it?"
"A large, fiery ball at the center of our solar system, but that's not important now"

Shatner had some great lines...
"It's blinking, and blinking..... I can't stand it no more..."

 

[Huxter]

"Think that's enough?"

"Naw, go for broke"

"Good thinking, man"

 

[Sooner Boomer]

"Think that's enough?"

"Naw, go for broke"

"Good thinking, man"

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Good Nyborg!

 

[OverTheTop]

I'm getting that feeling of deja vu all over again.

 

[John Kemker]

"Lighten up, Francis."

 

[tsmith1315]

I forgot that one!!!

Work, work, work.

 

[Wally Ferrer]

You know, it won't fly unless somebody pushes the button.

This one's gonna go for miles...

 

[Pem Tech]

Working at Denny's in the Host fashion, I routinely asked (mostly elementary age) kids/families to "walk this way" and gave it my best Feldman. Most just rolled their eyes! The coolest ones were not afraid to strut like Marty!

My father worked retail all his life and every time he got a new management crew he would pull this.
Walk this way, then he would hunch over and drag one leg.
At that point you knew who had a sense of humor.
Matter of fact I still pull it whenever I get a chance.

 

[PatD]

Fargin bastiches!

Ooh! Ooh-ooh!

Shiney!
Why are we still talking about this?
I am a leaf on the wind.

And Corksoakers!!

 

[mo2872]

NUMBNUTS!!!!