The end of the Never Ending Story

[fyrwrxz]

Alright, alright. Here you go- next post, page two...

Finally!

 

[Woody's Workshop]

I bet centrifugal tubes make good experimental engine casings. Finding nozzles and closures might be a lifetime commitment for the young only!

 

[fyrwrxz]

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• 
• Welcome back, my friends
  To the show that never ends
  We're so glad you could attend
  Come inside! Come inside
  Come inside, the show's about to start
  Guaranteed to blow your head apart
  Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
  The greatest show in Heaven, Hell, or Earth
  You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
  You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll

 

[Woody's Workshop]

I've heard that song 1000's of times, but I'll be damned if I can remember who recorded it. I think I need a drink to bring me back to those days...again...

 

[fyrwrxz]

You MORON! Where's the flippin, rangdangnabbit frickin red curtain? Timmy, I swear to God if I have to pay royalties, I'm gonna make you an orphan. One button, Timmy, one frickin' button. I'm blaming your Mom. C'mere. Closer. Why? Because I'm looking for head trauma. Why? So I can see where to,land the 2x 4 and not get blamed. Don't hide yer good hand behind yer back, that ain't gonna help. I'm gonna make sure you never reproduce...

 

[fyrwrxz]

I've heard that song 1000's of times, but I'll be damned if I can remember who recorded it. I think I need a drink to bring me back to those days...again...

Karn Evil 9, fitting, eh?

 

[fyrwrxz]

Ice will help that Timmy. No, not a steak. That is just wrong. So, where does your mommy live these days?

 

[Zeta]

what have we done to deserve this

 

[tsmith1315]

what have we done to deserve this

No, that was Pet Shop Boys. Different carnival, though the glaze of Vaseline may still apply.

 

[fyrwrxz]

Pretend we're playing Fanfaire for the Common Man. We are out of money. Tommy's mom is actually a nice lady and gave me a cup of tea. Clean and sober since 1978, bless her heart. .

 

[fyrwrxz]

Zzzzzzzzz, ( snoring in corner) "poor guy, prolly burned out with photos and footlockers and all those evil little things we keep stepping on. Let him sleep. You know he only needs 4 hours, right? It's genetic, not medical, altho' it may explain why he's so mean to Timmy. Timmy, oh lord, where is Timmy? We gotta find Timmy before he wakes up. Cover him up, he looks cold." Stage lights go down. Snoring continues from corner...
The red curtain billows gently on the stage, the ripples at the bottom brushing random centrifuge tubes into the now empty orchestra pit.

 

[OzHybrid]

Timmy, just hit the button. Not that one. Do you want to be able to feed yourself tonight? Oh, okay. "Cue the music" There, are you happy now? How long is this frickin first page anyway?

30 posts. Not a post less or a post more.....

 

[fyrwrxz]

30 posts. Not a post less or a post more.....

Norm, just remember, everything you see in the United States is upside down to you. The sale has been over for hours.....
Btw- how's that Joint Strike Fighter Factory with no water working out for ya?
Thanks for the info, I never paid attention all these years. I fly rockets, I can't afford to pay attention, too!

 

[OzHybrid]

Norm, just remember, everything you see in the United States is upside down to you. The sale has been over for hours.....
Btw- how's that Joint Strike Fighter Factory with no water working out for ya?
Thanks for the info, I never paid attention all these years. I fly rockets, I can't afford to pay attention, too!

They're moving them to Queensland to put them in the white elephant zoo. It's a new Australian government initiative. Our subs are going first..

 

[OzHybrid]

Norm, just remember, everything you see in the United States is upside down to you. The sale has been over for hours.....
Btw- how's that Joint Strike Fighter Factory with no water working out for ya?
Thanks for the info, I never paid attention all these years. I fly rockets, I can't afford to pay attention, too!

Ok as you've not been paying attention, here's another. The elevator goes bing at the floor on the way up and bing bong on the way down. Now you cannot unknow that every time you hear it.....

 

[fyrwrxz]

Ok as you've not been paying attention, here's another. The elevator goes bing at the floor on the way up and bing bong on the way down. Now you cannot unknow that every time you hear it.....

I don't even know you, yet you have made the list. Fame has it's own price. Even if I had a spare piece of my mind, I'd have to save up to send it to you. Lucky bastard! Bingbong indeed!

 

[OzHybrid]

Glad you got everything sold. Ground floor Perfumerery, Stationery and Leather Goods, Going up, Bing!