SecondRow
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Goodbye, journalist thread. You had some legs there for a minute, but in the end we all knew it was inevitable. I have to admit, I’m surprised it took this long. When I read your first post, I thought you were dead on arrival. “No way this thing lasts more than half a day!” But you proved me wrong. Good for you.
How you managed to make it this far, I’ll never know. Every day, I’d read a post and think “Yeah, that’ll do it.” But somehow, you made it 8 days and 190 posts before getting locked. And you gave me some great entertainment. Your PAR* was higher than it had any right to be.
So goodbye, friend.
*Posts Above Replacement - a legitimate statistic not in any way made up by me just for this stupid post. Regression analysis shows PAR is highly correlated with entertaining threads. As an example, the PAR for this thread will probably be negative.
How you managed to make it this far, I’ll never know. Every day, I’d read a post and think “Yeah, that’ll do it.” But somehow, you made it 8 days and 190 posts before getting locked. And you gave me some great entertainment. Your PAR* was higher than it had any right to be.
So goodbye, friend.
*Posts Above Replacement - a legitimate statistic not in any way made up by me just for this stupid post. Regression analysis shows PAR is highly correlated with entertaining threads. As an example, the PAR for this thread will probably be negative.
