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The placement of the second sharp is a little off but, I guess it's hard to write on a Beetle...
There's been an ad running for premium vodka that says, among other things, that it's gluten free. They too are not wrong.They're not wrong
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Should work about as well as Bernie.
There should be four more bits.
An old one heard on The Big Bang Theory:One of my favorite engineer jokes:
One engineer is admiring the other's new motorcycle.
"Where did you get this beauty?"
"It was the weirdest thing. Yesterday, this gorgeous woman rode up on this bike, got off right in front of me, took off all of her clothes, and said, 'Take what you want!'"
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"Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
If this thread moves into typing out jokes, I'll be sorely tempted to give a couple of my favorite engineer jokes, one of which is not altogether family friendly. So lets stick to pictures.An old one heard on The Big Bang Theory...
Oh, I've got a literal ROTFL comic to show, one of the funniest I've ever seen, but can't for that reason. So, it's a matter of restraint in both text and image cases. However, considering the title of this forum, I agree with you and thank you for your unsolicited policing of the topic.If this thread moves into typing out jokes, I'll be sorely tempted to give a couple of my favorite engineer jokes, one of which is not altogether family friendly. So lets stick to pictures.
Maybe we should have an NSFW thread added to the forum where we can be free to be the childish adults that most of us are.Oh, I've got a literal ROTFL comic to show, one of the funniest I've ever seen, but can't for that reason. So, it's a matter of restraint in both text and image cases. However, considering the title of this forum, I agree with you and thank you for your unsolicited policing of the topic.
Alright, I give in. Old lady jokes is it?Three elderly ladies sat side by side on their deckchairs on the beach. A young man walked past. He was tall, tanned, with a six pack and had a sizeable bulge in his trunks. The old ladies, as expected, found him very sexy and got quite exited.
Two of the old ladies had a stroke. The third one couldn’t reach.
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