I don't get it.
You REALLY should post most of these individually. I mean, some of then I'd like to mark as "funny", others I simply "like", and yet others I want to groan (mark with sad face).
Right up there with “mostly pregnant.”
Will do!You REALLY should post most of these individually. I mean, some of then I'd like to mark as "funny", others I simply "like", and yet others I want to groan (mark with sad face).
Consequently, my ONLY response to this is to simply and respectfully request them being split up!
Best regards!!!
I had a friend who was told by a young woman he fancied "I'm not as virginal as you might think." I said that I didn't know there were degrees of virginity.Right up there with “mostly pregnant.”
Had a rancher feeding up a steer for me. I told him I named it. He got that look that ranchers do when you name livestock (kinda pained). Told him I named it Lunch. He thought that was pretty funny.I knew a guy who named his horse "Alpo".
A kid I knew on high school named his steer for 4H T-Bone. On a similar note, when I was in college my dad brought some frozen beef and steaks from a side we split. Each package was marked "Cleitus". Apparently, that was his name. They bought him from one of my mom's coworkers and had him butchered. At least my vegan roommate wouldn't steal it, but he couldn't get over that I knew my dinner's name.Had a rancher feeding up a steer for me. I told him I named it. He got that look that ranchers do when you name livestock (kinda pained). Told him I named it Lunch. He thought that was pretty funny.