Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by Green Jello, Mar 1, 2013.
Meth is hard on a body
This is "DEE-troit", man . . . Who do you THINK had the gun ?
Without further details, apparently the roach!
Well, sort of. You have to figure out how much that is in dog years, because she's such a ...
It's pretty much a sight gag, anyway. And an old one, at that. Defies entropy.
That's some hard livin' right there.
Thanks! I know I can trust this since Abe said it.
Let's not make this thread political. And yes, some of these may be judged to be over the line already.
Putting the "fun" in "funeral."
Not even remotely sorry.
Hmm, makes you wonder if it was "Anti Animal-cruelty Club" or, "Anti-animal Cruelty Club."
Kind of like the CSNY song "Our House." Is it:
"Our house is a very very very fine house, with two cats in the yard. Life used to be so hard."
"Our house is a very very very fine house. With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard."
The 6 word sentence
I never said he stole money.
Has 6 different meanings depending on which word gets emphasized.
DO NOT POST POLITICS IN THIS THREAD.
Sorry for yelling but I had to get that out.
Imagine William Shatner reading all six versions . . . LOL !
Now that's stuck in my head!!!
Sorry for the political post. It was the only picture that actually made me laugh out loud in a long time. Now that I have been berated by no less than three moderators, I am humbled.
Made me laugh too!
Yup, same here.
Its interesting to see how adding punctuation can change the meaning of a sentence.
Take, for example, the following sentence:
"Excitedly, Johnny ate the pizza"
Now add punctuation and we get:
"Excitedly, Johnny ate the punctuation"
See? The meaning has changed quite a bit.
Now we're going to get the joke about the panda.
That guy with the duct tape looks like an active contender for the Darwin Awards
You mean the joke about the panda everyone knows? (Read that twice.) There's really no need; we're all thinking it already.
When I would have a former student or employee that would put me down as a reference, when the call came I always said the same thing...
"I think they'll be fired with enthusiasm."
I saw the space shuttle in LA today. Found this interesting souvenir in the gift shop.
Separate names with a comma.