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[cvanc]

For the first time since jumping, the Dyson drive entered into a stable pattern - it looked like he might just be OK.

 

[lakeroadster]

I'm your huckleberry...

 

[cvanc]

"... whispered Princess Aerina, who bore no small resemblance to Erin Grey.

 

[lakeroadster]

Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

 

[Funkworks]

"tweek garble garble
- please do not, princess aerina has not yet fully awaken from being bitten by a huckleberry lizard -
garble garble tweek",
said the Garble 2000 unit.

 

[Antares JS]

1. You're not really human, are you?

2. Bogey has crossed the event horizon.

 

[H_Rocket]

All of this went through the restless mind of our hero as he gazed into the dark and stormy night.

 

[nosecone]

Wofür ?

 

[CalebJ]

'Wofür' he repeated again - 'Wofür art thou?'

 

[dr wogz]

And it was at that particular moment, that he realized he didn't want a cup of tea.. rather a shot of tequila, to calm his frayed nerves..

 

[cvanc]

...but where to find a lime and some salt at this hour...wait...he knew...Kittana.

 

[K'Tesh]

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the third planet from the sun, a man found himself lost... and found.

 

[Rob Campbell]

And then he looked up and what he saw left him speechless.

 

[Mushtang]

Because just then agent Michael Scarn pulled out his gun and shot everyone in the room dead.

 

[dr wogz]

Except for little Cindy-Loo..

 

[CalebJ]

Who peered out from under the table in amusement.

 

[Cnorm]

"Wrong number" said a familiar voice.

 

[teepot]

As the mighty B-17 came over the target the bombardier yelled bombs away.

 

[kyle]

And little Cindy-loo, remembering the tequila, limes and salt in the family bomb shelter, made her way there quickly.

 

[dr wogz]

But it wasn't quite as she remember it, something just didn't seem right.

 

[MidOH]

His name was Robert Paulson.

 

[Halvey]

"Well, Christ on a Crossbow!!",,Said little Cindy-loo

 

[fyrwrxz]

She remembered Robert from his gig at Macy's as a Santa, and the bitter disappointments of Christmas morning. She set the phaser to stun and poured herself a new drink.

 

[MALBAR 70]

Grimacing as the alcohol slid down her throat, Cindy-loo licked the salt from her wrist and slowly bit into the lime wedge. Enough is enough she thought as she turned the phaser on herself.

 

[dr wogz]

She knew she had a drinking problem, but never thought it would affect her aim.

 

[fyrwrxz]

She drained her drink and looked down at the ugly maw of the phaser. The ground heaved and dust fell from the rafters of the bomb shelter. "Dammit", cried Cindy-loo, coughing and sputtering. Ever since marrying the Doctor, life in La Jolla had become unpleasant. Now the invasion...

 

[Adam3836]

"According To The Map, We've Only Gone 4 Inches!"

 

[tsmmiller]

Yet in all these matters the invasion had brought about no change for Cindy-Loo.

 

[RocketmanAleks]

With the tequilla now starting to kick in, Cindy-Loo decided enough was enough and said, "I gotta get outta this place."

 

[dr wogz]

The Harley was on blocks; "Oh yeah.. no carb.." The GTO was parked between 1st & 5th (a little bit on each block) which left only the Vespa (which she preferred). Luckily, the anti-grav drive was fully charged.