My wife sends me to the store…..

[BABAR]

So she sends me to the store to buy a mushrooms.

She says, “ Buy the Freshest!”

Then she looks at me and asked me why I have that funny look on my face.

I said, “honey, I’m about to buy mold. How can you tell if it’s fresh or not?”

 

[kuririn]

And she said "Because you're such a fungi"!

 

[pugachu]

So she sends me to the store to buy a mushrooms.

She says, “ Buy the Freshest!”

Then she looks at me and asked me why I have that funny look on my face.

I said, “honey, I’m about to buy mold. How can you tell if it’s fresh or not?”

I visited a house on the east coast that had mushrooms growing out of the walls of the bathroom... no, I didn't eat them...