Dr.Zooch
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In flying model rockets since 1969, today I had my most horrific crash ever. It was at the monthly MDRA launch.
The model was the two stage D to E launcher that is often seen in my videos. The payload was my AOB (Ants OnBoard) flying TV studio. It consisted of a cam from boostervision.com, a mirror, a stage light, two ant-stronaut couches and two ants in their F4-B ant spacesuits. Below the studio was the 9 volt battery for the cam, some button cells for the stage light and the needed switching equipment and wiring.
The ants were working on my next spoof video and had just flow in my up-scaled Orbital Transport glider while being videoed. They did a great job. Where some ants just cower down in the F4-B, these two were faces and feelers out the visor looking directly into the cam- very active. So I decided that on the next flight, they'd do the AOB- which I've flown a dozen times.
I loaded them up with the most active one being closest to the cam (this rig has a side-view arrangement) and the launch went... As the rocket cleared the rod it very clear that something was wrong. The D12-0 was boosting poorly and the climb was way weak. It arced over and I thought it was simply not going to stage- instead, it staged, pointing almost horizontally downward and about 30 feet off the ground. The SRBs fell away and the second stage pile-drove into the ground under power and continued to thrust for a second or two, then it did the delay and exploded.
Since I had a cam going, they'd launched me first- so I had to wait until the low power and high power racks had been launched before the feild was safed and I could go out and get the pieces. While I was waiting and watching the wreckage smolder out there, I thought to myself "Those were two good little ants. They worked well with the cameras... right up to the point where I drove them into the ground under rocket power."
When I got to the crash site- it was bad- REALLY bad. :y:The impact had squished all of the tubing. The nosecone where the studio was contained was like half a smashed eggshell with the entire workings of the studio smashed into the end of it. The 9 volt battery was mangled as if someone had taken a pair of pliers to it. The engine compartment saw the E engine shoved about 6 inches up the tube and the resulting exhaust had burned away most of the fin area. It was a nightmare that I scooped up and took back to my table.
I went digging for the ants among the wreckage....
What I found was amazing. The first ant was still in his F4-B suit which was rattling around in the nosecone's remains, and was alive and well! The second one was still in the couch, and was also alive and well!
It's amazing- the entire rocket totally smashed and burned, and the only parts that were undamaged were the most fragile of all... the ants.
I have no idea why that D12 burned so poorly, nor why the staging was so strange. The engine nozzle appeared intact, but there was a good deal of unburned propellant in the forward end of the engine. In reviewing the onboard video I have seen some motions imparted on the ants that seem out of place- additional study of the frame-by-frame will be required.
When I got home tonight I released the ants where I'd caught them- they seemed fine... but I went out later and dropped a Tylenol near the nest... just in case someone may need it.

The model was the two stage D to E launcher that is often seen in my videos. The payload was my AOB (Ants OnBoard) flying TV studio. It consisted of a cam from boostervision.com, a mirror, a stage light, two ant-stronaut couches and two ants in their F4-B ant spacesuits. Below the studio was the 9 volt battery for the cam, some button cells for the stage light and the needed switching equipment and wiring.
The ants were working on my next spoof video and had just flow in my up-scaled Orbital Transport glider while being videoed. They did a great job. Where some ants just cower down in the F4-B, these two were faces and feelers out the visor looking directly into the cam- very active. So I decided that on the next flight, they'd do the AOB- which I've flown a dozen times.
I loaded them up with the most active one being closest to the cam (this rig has a side-view arrangement) and the launch went... As the rocket cleared the rod it very clear that something was wrong. The D12-0 was boosting poorly and the climb was way weak. It arced over and I thought it was simply not going to stage- instead, it staged, pointing almost horizontally downward and about 30 feet off the ground. The SRBs fell away and the second stage pile-drove into the ground under power and continued to thrust for a second or two, then it did the delay and exploded.
Since I had a cam going, they'd launched me first- so I had to wait until the low power and high power racks had been launched before the feild was safed and I could go out and get the pieces. While I was waiting and watching the wreckage smolder out there, I thought to myself "Those were two good little ants. They worked well with the cameras... right up to the point where I drove them into the ground under rocket power."
When I got to the crash site- it was bad- REALLY bad. :y:The impact had squished all of the tubing. The nosecone where the studio was contained was like half a smashed eggshell with the entire workings of the studio smashed into the end of it. The 9 volt battery was mangled as if someone had taken a pair of pliers to it. The engine compartment saw the E engine shoved about 6 inches up the tube and the resulting exhaust had burned away most of the fin area. It was a nightmare that I scooped up and took back to my table.
I went digging for the ants among the wreckage....
What I found was amazing. The first ant was still in his F4-B suit which was rattling around in the nosecone's remains, and was alive and well! The second one was still in the couch, and was also alive and well!
It's amazing- the entire rocket totally smashed and burned, and the only parts that were undamaged were the most fragile of all... the ants.
I have no idea why that D12 burned so poorly, nor why the staging was so strange. The engine nozzle appeared intact, but there was a good deal of unburned propellant in the forward end of the engine. In reviewing the onboard video I have seen some motions imparted on the ants that seem out of place- additional study of the frame-by-frame will be required.
When I got home tonight I released the ants where I'd caught them- they seemed fine... but I went out later and dropped a Tylenol near the nest... just in case someone may need it.


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