A piñata rocket.
Take a BT-80 payload tube, and glue couplers into both ends, with CT-80 to BT-50 CRs. Then cut that subassembly lengthwise in half. The booster section (i.e., the tube below the payload) has a stuffer long enough to duct ejection gas all the way through the payload and out through the upper CR. The nose cone is glued to another piece of tube that also includes the laundry (recovery section).
The two halves of the payload tube are inserted into the booster tube, where the booster tube holds the two halves together. The payload tube is filled with candy. (Hmm, the upper CR is in the way. I'm sure we can work that out.) The recovery section is brought down on top of the payload, holding the two halves together at the upper end.
When the ejection charge fires, the ejection gas is ducted through the payload section, isolated from the candy. When the recovery section is blown off, the two halves of the payload tube fall away, like a space launch vehicle's payload faring, releasing the candy.
The various pieces of rocket are connected by Kevlar chords as necessary, attached wherever; no need to work that out right now, since this is supposed to be half baked.
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